Whisky Peak Three man

A day later the going merry lazily approached the waters of whiskey peak island the rookie pirates became confused

“Hey Nami! There’s a group of pretty ladies waving at us on the docks! Can I wave back!?” Sanji called

“What the hell are you talking about Sanji.” She said taking the binocular from him. “Oh it’s just a bunch of dockwalkers.”

“Dockwalker, whats that?” Luffy said hanging over the balcony.

“Trashy girls that sit on docks waiting for passing marines or famous pirates to party with them and usually pickpocket them after getting fucked.” “That sounds like what you do every day.” Zoro said yawning

“No, dockwalkers are hoes that aren’t good or sex or stealing so they have to do them same time. I’m a professional at both. What’s strange though is how many of them there are, I’ve seen 7 at the most but there seems to be 20 of them siting there.” Nami said as they floated closer and closer to the dock. “That’s because Whisky Peak is an island friendly to pirates.” Ms Wednesday’s accomplice said. “Yeah I’ll believe that when I see it.” The Merry finally pulled up to the dock. “Heyyy send all the handsome pirates down!” Sanji threw his jacket off and tried to jump over the ledge before Usopp grabbed him. “Damn it Sanji we need to plan this out, if we go down there without a plan or alone they’ll knock us out and steal our stuff!” Sanji stared at him blankly while Luffy picked his nose off to the side. “And we won’t get any pussy, Nami said they were looking for famous pirates. If we’re not careful they won’t give us the time of day.” “So what should we do?” “ Be meticulous about it, we should limit ourselves to one girl so we can focus, go ahead and pick one out of the crowd.” He said resting his nose on the railing.” Sanji peered off the balcony scanning the girls until he found one. “That one right there.”

“Good pick,” Usopp said “Luffy, you pick one.” Luffy took his hands out his nose and pointed down with out deliberation. “Her.”

“Really Luffy? She looks like she doesn’t even wants to be here.” “I’m sure.” Luffy said gearing up. “Ok, I’m going to take her.”

With there girls chosen luffy Sanji and Usopp quickly descended down to the dock “Hey you three! Come hang out with us.” Luffy corralled the girls towards the group and they all headed to the closest tavern. Not knowing that all three of them were bounty hunters

“So what’s your name Ms?” Sanji said turning towards his girl “Victoria, and this is Katie,” she said pointing at Usopp’s girl. “And Raymie.” The sour faced girl Luffy had chosen raised her hand in a hello before turning away.

The crew introduced themselves with Luffy proclaiming to be the next pirate king and broke away from them to create their plan. “Alright we talk them up, get the go ahead, separate, fuck em, drink the night away. Luffy I need you to calm down and don’t be upfront with what we want. Sanji don’t romance them, fall in love or any of that shit, we’re only with them for the night, play it cool.”

“Raymie, I’m going to need you to fix your shitty adittude.” “I don’t wanna fuck that guy Vicki he’s short and dirty looking.” “Look your going to have to suck it up, I would’ve preferred he chose me over you but he’s the one with the 30mil bounty and he looks pretty slow, so while me and Katie take care of the other two knock him out and slit his throat.” Raymie grumbled in begrudging agreement and the walked in the tavern

“Soooo, how long have your crew been on the sea?” Victoria asked “2 weeks” luffy said earnestly “He means to say 2 years my captain is a little forgetful, after all the adventures they all just blend together into salty spray of the sea.” Usopp said pretending to look wistful. “Hey do any of you ladies want some wine?” Sanji pulled out a bottle of wine and slid it on the table