While "Reinhardt" gropes Saki's boobs, Lynn decides to take things a step further.

If there was one thing Lynn hated more than anything in the world, it was being someone's second choice.

Lynn seethed with jealousy as Kurt "HammeredTime" Roth, the man with the best forearms on YouTube, squeezed Saki's breasts together, forming an enormous valley of cleavage between her flaming bikini cups. The long-haired Reinhardt cosplayer couldn't hide his excitement as Saki let him feel every inch of her reinforced top with the excuse of looking for the tiniest of tears.

"I do not see it," Kurt said, a a boyish grin tugging at the edges of his lips. He slid his hands lower to cup the most sought-after tits on the internet.

"Look harder!" Saki gasped, leaning into his grip and doing her damnedest to egg him on. "You tested her bottoms- test my top!"

Kurt, ever the gentleman, did as he was asked. He bounced Saki's wondrous tits up and down, watching her bikini strain to keep her gigantic breasts contained. He took one of Saki's flaming bikini cups in each hand and squeezed, eliciting a gasp. He groped and played with Saki's legendary tits for a full minute, all the while completely ignoring Lynn.

Lynn was about to burst. If she didn't get Kurt's attention soon, she'd lose her chance at him forever. She couldn't compete with Saki's breasts; no one could. Well, actually, Marigold could (unbelievable) beat Saki, but... no, that wouldn't work! Lynn had to win on her own terms. She needed to do something now!

The answer came to Lynn in a flash of inspiration. She just had to be brave enough to sacrifice a layer of her cosplay to do it.

Lynn grit her teeth and reached behind her back. She gripped the clip on the back of her strapless top, tugged until the weakest stitching was exposed, and slit it with her fingernails. Her baby blue top fell away, leaving her with just the skimpy black balconette bikini cups underneath.

That wouldn't be enough, though. Not by a long shot. Lynn grabbed her blue-and-pink bikini bottoms and slit the stitching on one hip, letting them slide down her leg and catch on her ankle- then she "tripped" and fell against Kurt's well-muscled back.

"Oh, no! Hammer, help!" Lynn cried. "I caught my suit on something- you can't let me go out there like this!"

Whether it was the sound of fake desperation in Lynn's voice or the sensation of Lynn's arms wrapping around his midsection, the Rheinhardt cosplayer managed to tear his gaze away from Saki's beautiful breasts. He was rewarded with the sight of Bunny Hapa in nothing but a black thong bikini.

"Ye Gods!" Kurt exclaimed. "That- I mean, Zat- is quite a wardrobe malfunction."

Lynn covered her chest with her hands- her modesty was only half-feigned. Her boobs were (way) smaller than Saki's, but she was still the better cosplayer. She worked hard to keep fit and trim. Saki was just a pair of tits. Lynn knew she was so much more.

With a blush, she turned around to bare her amazingly perky butt, uncovered her chest, and bent all the way over to pick up her fallen bikini. Her cheeks spread just far enough for both Kurt and Saki to see how deep Lynn's black thong really went between her legs.

Lynn held her broken cosplay out with both hands and pleaded. "Won't you please fix my swimsuit again?"