Where and what is going on?

Xander spun in a circle and saw that he was standing in a very large dining room. A very long wooden table dominated the room and there were several chairs at the table, he counted ten. He spared the very sex, very top heavy ladies in the room with him a glance. Three of them and one of him. So who were the other chairs for?

"Uuuuh, Buff?" He asked eyes looking around the room, almost afraid to look at this new busty Buffy who was wearing a parody cheerleader's red and gold outfit. The skimpy tank top showcased her deep cleavage and massive amounts of underboob, stopping just beneath her nipples also meant it showed off her belly, including Buffy's toned abs. Below that was the smallest of small micro mini pleated cheerleader's skirt that even standing perfectly still showed a small glimpse of Buffy's white panties. For xander it was instant boner fuel. "Where are we?"

Buffy let out a small giggle, "Master, we're home. Remember?"

"Not really." Xander murmured and walked to the table, reached out and wrapped his knuckles on it. "Home is where?"

"Sunnydale." Faith answered, cocking an eyebrow, "You cool X?"

Putting his hand to his head Xander slowly shook his head, "I'm... I'm not sure."

He looked over at Faith and then averted his eyes. She was wearing a small micro, micro, mini leather bikini which didn't exactly cover all her pink parts, he definitely saw some nippleage and the bottoms covered only the most important bits showcasing that Faith was completely shaved down under. Xander wasn't sure why she was wearing ass less chaps but he assumed there was a reason. Tucking her thumbs into the belt of her ass less chaps, Faith leaned in towards him, leading with her new bigger boobs. "What's going on X?"

Xander shot Kendra a glimpse and resisted a sigh of relief. Of the three she was wearing the most clothes. Granted, it was the same outfit Tanya Roberts wore in the Sheena film, but it still covered more skin than Buffy and Faith, and again that was just do to the fact that the animal skins draped to cover more skin area. And with the way the bottoms rode low he could see that unlike Buffy or Faith she wasn't completely clean shaven down under. What actually worried him was that she was kneeling on the ground.

Why was she kneeling?

Better yet why were each of the Slayers, including Buffy wearing a collar and a leash?

"Toto, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore." Xander said under his breath as he went to the head of the table and sat down.

"Moooom!" Buffy called as she moved to stand beside Xander with a walk that had a lot of bounce in it, causing her new huge chest to bounce as well. Faith, being lead by the leash Buffy held, walked with a more pronounced swivel that set her new big boobs shimmying. Kendra, the also being on a leash held by Buffy, prowled over to stand behind Buffy on her hands and knees everything new and gigantic hanging and shuddering as she moved.

The door on the other side of the dinning room opened and out came Joyce Summers, a totally MILF-tastic Joyce Summers, with more curves than anyone else already in the room. And the only thing she was wearing was a string of pearls, a small white apron with black lettering that said 'Kiss The Cook' and a pair of five inch black heels. Joyce smiled, her lip stick cherry red and looked everyone over. She raised a perfectly manicured hand with long red nails and patted her golden hair checking to see that it was still in a very elaborate bun. and when she spoke, out came silky smooth tones that were made for phone sex, "Doesn't everyone just look delicious. I hope no one's spoiled their appetite. Breakfast is almost ready."

"Muh-ohm" Buffy said in the most valley girl way possible, "Something's wrong with Master."

Joyce focused on Xander, a hand raised to her mouth in shock, "Oh, dear, what's the matter Xander?"

Xander sitting at the head of the table put his head down on the table as every which way he looked he just saw way too much skin. And all of these very sexy ladies were giving him the come hither goo goo eyes. "I'm in the twilight zone."

He heard heels clicking on hardwood floors and then a very small feminine hand was on his shoulder accompanied by the sensual phone sex voice of new Joyce, "Xander, let me see. Is it a fever?"

"Nope." Xander grumbled refusing to budge. "I'm dreaming. That's what it is. I got a concussion and I'm dreaming."

"I see." Joyce said in a tone that clearly showed she didn't.

"Muh-ohm." Buffy whined, "Make it better."

"Hmmm," Xander spared a glance from the corner of his eye and found Joyce right next to him, slowly biting her exaggerated cupid's bow lower lip. "Is this some kind of Sunnydale weirdness?" Xander grunted. "Oh dear," Joyce put her hand to her chest, "I suppose we better summon Master Xander's magic squad. I'll call Giles and Janna. Buffy you call Willow and Tara. Faith you call the Madisons. Kendra you call the Trio: Andrea, Joanie and Lauren." Joyce clapped her hands "Let's move it ladies."

The girls dispersed and Xander was left alone with Joyce standing next to him. She slowly ran her fingers through his hair and then bent down and whispered in his ear, "Don't worry Master, everything will be right as rain soon. Dawn and your new trainee sluts Violet, Kennedy and Cho Ahn will finish breakfast momentarily. Eat as much as you can to keep your strength up. We wouldn't want to disappoint Mistress Anya and Mistress Cordelia today. We'll do everything in our power to make sure this is the best orgy ever."

Xander jolted and staring out the corner of his eyes at Joyce he could see right down her apron to her mountainous boobs and her very large very erect nipples. Looking up her caught just the end of Joyce licking her lips with a surprisingly long pink tongue. Standing up Joyce gave him a pat on the back and with his head still bowed Xander measured her departure by the sound of her clicking heels fading away. When he was sure he was alone Xander banged his head on the table and let out a low plaintive whine. "How do I end up in these situations?