When Sakura is just relaxing at home

Sakura was hanging out at home, laying on her bed. She was thinking about Sasuke and how she would charm him into liking her. She had invited him to go out with her, under the pretense of gathering training materials. She needed a way to make him fall for her. She thought about things that men like. Suddenly, Tsunade popped into her mine. She had MASSIVE boobs. Sakura looked down at herself, and immediately felt like the biggest loser on the planet. She kept thinking. Sasuke never liked her womanly charms at all, so maybe sexual things may get him to like her? She thought of **** options to do when he showed up.

Original chapter by ashmo