When Justice calls but that Wonder pussy is just too good! (5.26.25)

(In-universe, the comment section is filled with replies pointing out how inaccurate this is to Batman's character, that the moment Bruce saw the Bat signal he would've - without hesitation, tossed Diana - an Amazonian Demi-goddess - aside with ease and head straight to the bat cave, all without saying a word. He wouldn't even consider picking up the pace to empty his balls faster, no matter how close he was - something that nearly every other male superhero does - cause every second he wastes emptying himself into Wondy's womb & stomach means that another second goes by where The Joker is out of Arkham and causing chaos, or that some other child is seconds closer to losing their parents in an alleyway, or something else horrific. Gotham needs Batman more than Batman needs to nut. Just one of many reasons of why he's the undisputed G.O.A.T.!)

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