Whee-Woo Mobile

Completely engulfed by darkness your brain struggled to function. Bringing a hand to your chest, you searched for your heartbeat but found nothing.

Continuing to pat down your chest it dawned on you, you couldn’t feel anything.

Telling your left hand to grab the right, the synapses in your brain fired but as your hand clenched close…nothing.

Your lips moved as you shouted

“Fuck”

But no sound hit your ears.

Trying again you screamed

“Cocksucker”

But still nothing.

Rolling your eyes or at least telling your brain to roll them you looked out into the darkness.

What the fuck did that woman do to you?

As your mind filled with thoughts of her, a cold shiver ran down your back.

“I hope I never see her again”

You muttered into the darkness as the cold wave dissipated. Like a slow computer your brain caught up realizing you felt something. Focusing all of your processing power on your back, you vainly searched for the sensation. Suddenly you felt a small lingering bit of cold.

Holding onto the feeling you mentally crawled your way towards it. The cold grew stronger slowly spreading across your back. It soon spread to your chest and forehead even becoming strong enough to illicit a teeth-clattering whole body shiver.

Suddenly your vision returned.

The two girls you stumbled in on earlier were still there except now they were frantically patting you down with wet paper towels. You tried to speak to the girl in red dabbing your forehead but as your mouth opened you fell back into the darkness.

Repeating your actions from before you again pulled yourself out of the darkness.

This time though you felt far more stable. Vision returning a second time you were greeted with an eyeful of butt.

“Damn nice ass”

You remarked staring at the two Christmas hams kissing under mistletoe.

“What?” You heard a voice ask as the big butt turned around.

With your reptilian brain clearly more functional at the moment you repeated yourself

“I said nice ass.”

The cute big butt blonde turned bright red with yourself following shortly after.

Your higher-level thinking rebooted and frantically tried to apologize for the remarks.

But before she could respond you crashed again.

With the darkness becoming far more familiar you once again **** yourself back. Awakening you could now feel all your extremities and immediately noted they were all restrained. Unable to move your head you shouted to the air. “Hello?”

Instantly the big butt blonde appeared hovering over you.

“Thank god you’re back!”

“Do you know where you are?”

Looking past her blonde locks you could only make out grey and white splotches. Although your ears were ringing with what sounded like an ambulance siren.

Your mouth tired of waiting for your brain to catch up responded on its own

“An ambulance?”

“Yes, now listen I’m going to give you something to help with your condition but I need you to stay still”

From the edges of your vision, you could spot a needle in her hand.

“Shit…I hate needles”

“Just stay still all you’ll feel is a tiny poke” she said swabbing your arm

“Usually I’m the one doing the poking”

You giggled

“Please be gentle this is my first time getting poked by a girl”

The blonde smirked stifling a giggle of her own.

“At least you’re using a small needle mine is at least twice that size…hm maybe only .5 times bigger”

To the paramedic’s credit she held her composure as she placed the IV while you continued to ham it up unlike her partner who you could hear cackling from the front of the ambulance.

“Damn…I can barely feel it”

You chuckled looking at the needle in your arm. That last joke however may have been too much as vision quickly began to tunnel “Aw…shit here we go again.”

The blonde rushed over to you checking your neck for a pulse while her other hand squeezed yours trying to summon a response. But it was too late and once again you fell into the darkness.