Whats with this "coming soon" shit!? (Yes I said Im a Druid)

"Wow an endless... Ive only seen a handfull of your kind!, so the Elven, Druid, "John"Doe, seeks an audiance with the king...got it", the guard places the form inside a ledger and and runs back to his post by the gate while eyeing you nervously.

Now finnally done with paper work you decide you owe yourself some "fun". I'll see the king soon enough, you plot, lets see whats in this shithole fief.

Suddenly you realize the passerby peasants are staring at you. I guess they've

never seen an endless as attractive as me, you think. Maybe i can get a quick moments pleasure while im here!

Looking around you notice this place has alot of poor townsfolk, most of them hot women!, shit!, you muse...must be something in the water.

A peasant girl carrying a bundle of crops to the market passes you buy. Her long cloth dress has a giant slit in it, no doubt from working hard on the farm, and reveals a long, pinkish and sultry leg.

The ever large bulge in your crotch stirs and strains against your forrest robe, a cock now swelling beneath them. You focus on the lucious tits barely contained withen her rag stitched tunic...wich seem to call to you as she bounces her wares towards their destination.

Approaching her you say hello, tell her how gorgeous she is, and ask her if she's ever had sex with a man that has the experience of more than ten of her own lifetimes.

She cries out, and runs away.

Oh well...guess ill have to get my kicks some other way you decide.

Gathering your stuff, you tie your horse to a fence by some water, and look around.

A few things catch your eye...