What were you doing last night?

"Why did you take up my bed last night?"

I almost choked as I immediately stopped eating. I dropped my fork and knife and stood up from my seat holding up my hands in a conciliatory fashion. "I am so sorry about that!" I was so caught-off-guard that I didn't even realize that my towel fell right off me when I leaped from my seat landing at my feet. "I didn't mean to put you out. This is your house. I was asleep. I didn't even know how tired I was when I left campus yesterday. I didn't even wake up when..."

Bridget's mother burst out laughing, "Oh my goodness! Stop! My ribs hurt dear. I was only joking. You should know it was my husband and I who helped Bridget get you out of the car and into bed. We loaned you ours for the night because the guest bedroom is being repainted and Jakob and I already had plans for a romantic evening at a hotel that night, so it worked out. I figured you could use a good nights rest after getting conked out twice. So after I gave a quick examination to see if you were alright, Bridget volunteered to stay and look after you."

I blinked. I figured Bridget's mother was a strange woman at this point and as for her father, this Jakob I presumed...my God, what did he think when he saw a naked man in his daughter's car? All these people seeing me in the buff while I was **** is really unsettling. Oh yeah, that's right...I'm still naked! I looked down and assessed that Dr. Bernard was now at eye-level view with my penis from where she was sitting. I turned beet red and clapped my hands over my genitals as I sat back down.

Dr. Bernard gave another laugh. "Oh what Bridget's says about you is true; you are adorable when you get all bashful. But there is no need to hide anything darling. I already examined you very thoroughly both times you were brought to the house, I am a doctor after all. Not to mention with a schlong that big, you got nothing to be embarrassed about stud." She winked.

My face only turned a deeper shade of red at her words. To be checked out **** in the nude by your girlfriend's mother, doctor or not, I felt violated. I leaned towards the floor to pick up my towel, "Bridget, would you be a love and dry off your beau? He is still a little wet and dripping everywhere." At her mother's request, Bridget got up from her chair and picked up my towel before I could cover myself. Bridget used it to dry out my hair and wipe down my body as Dr. Bernard continued to question me. "How long have you two been dating?"

Bridget ruffled my hair with the towel as she dried it out one final time. "We just started officially going out yesterday." Probably shouldn't mention all the raunchy stuff we did before that. Bridget kissed my cheek then stroked my abs before she dropped the towel on the floor before my feet.

I leaned over to pick up my towel, "Please leave it there." Bridget's mother spoke. I looked at her questioningly. "You still dripped a great deal of water on my floor. Leave the towel there so it can suck up most of the mess. I don't want anybody tripping over any puddles. Oh, and please keep eating, don't want any of this food to go to waste." I couldn't argue with her since it was indeed her house and I did make a big wet mess after using their shower. So I just sheepishly shoved another bite of pancake into my mouth. At least she can't see me from the waist down while I was sitting at the table. Bridget regained her seat next to me and resumed eating as well.

While Dr. Bernard continued to chat with me, Scarlet took the opportunity to 'drop her fork' and ducked under the table taking her camera with her. I immediately caught on to what she was doing and crossed my legs to keep her from filming my junk. Scarlet came back up to her seat looking a little disappointed. I could only smirk. Just because I was the only naked person in this house doesn't mean I was going to let them advertise it.

"How did you two meet?" Dr. Bernard asked.

"We met through a mutual friend," Now that Scarlet wasn't peeping beneath the table I felt safe enough to uncross my legs "I happen to be good friends with Scarlet's boyfriend, Santiago Hernandez. He introduced me to Bridget shortly after they started dating."

"Santiago! Oh, I love that boy!" Dr. Bernard playfully nudged Scarlet "I guess handsome men travel in packs. He had a nice long dick too." Her eyes twinkled. I just pretended that the only reason Bridget's mother knew how long Santiago's penis is was because she was a medical examiner. Though deep down, I knew the girls must have done something to arrange that humiliation as well. One thing I loved about my dear friend is that he knows what I go through ending up naked in random places. We just don't know why it keeps happening. Ugh.

I shoved another bite of pancake in my mouth as I was asked the next question...