What the what !?

John was scared shitless, one second he was sitting at his computer jerking off to his latest torrent acquisition and the next he landed hard on his ass, lubed up cock in hand on the deck of what seemed to be a space ship.

John fumbled with his black sweat pants and stuffed his dick back into his underwear then he wiped his lubed up hand on his pant leg as well as he could. There was a woman on the deck with him, and she was talking at him in a language he'd never heard before.

She kept saying things that sounded funny like "recrodi himplos relcoras" and "betam beremis"

John answered "What are you saying?"

Hex remembered that she had to turn on the on board translators, she hadn't used them in forever since all women are equipped with a cerebral implant to do the same at birth but in his case they would come in handy.

Hex tried again "I was saying, welcome aboard my ship male" "Why don't you take of your clothes and come over here, It's been years since I last had a cock to myself"

John was a little overwhelmed with information "What? why? How did I get here? Where is this place? Who are you?"

Hex replied "Whoa there, so many questions, let's see, I'm Hex, I'm a bounty hunter, mostly criminals but I did nab a few males in my time, you got here thanks to a stolen hyperdimensional portal generator I rigged to transport just one person instead of a ship and it worked, still can't quite believe that myself, you didn't actually move, you're in the same place you were before, just not the same universe and I forget was there anything else?"

"Why did you bring me here?" asked John still incredulous.

"Hah, well because of that thing between your legs honey" replied Hex.

"Excuse me!" John

"In these parts, there's a distinct lack of men you see" replied Hex "Girls get horny"...

"I'm going to sell you to a royal house, but first, I want to have a taste for myself of course so that brings me back to my original though, bring your thing over here baby"