What the fuck Dad?

As you descend into the basement, you call out, “Dad, why the fuck did you leave a cryptic note about our sex lives? If it was for mom why did you call her kiddo? I mean what the fuck man?” Your dad calls back up, “hey kiddo, glad you found my note; come see my newest invention.” You step down to see a sexy woman in her mid to late 20s standing naked holding a taser looking thing. “Oh wow dad you built a sex bot this is awesome is that her remote in her hand?” Suddenly the woman starts talking but your dad’s voice is coming out of it, “no dipshit the invention is in my hand, “I call it the requereator, it allows you to snap a picture or scan an image, like so,” you watch him scan an image of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine before he continues his explanation, “and then zap a target like so,” he zaps you with the wrecker something another inator as you squeal, “stop shit that hurts!” He finishes his explanation, “and Bob’s your uncle, you are the image pictured.” As you watch the woman’s eyes wear a longing and desire for lustful carnal passion. You move away remarkably more gracefully than anything you have ever done in your 22 years of life. “Dad! I don’t give a shit if you’re hot as fuck; we shouldn’t be fucking! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? DAD!”