What he'll do...

Julio takes center stage and announces loud and clear for all to hear:
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Egrogry High Valentine Party!" His excitement is contagious, as our friends cheer him on.
"I won't name names, but I've heard from a little birdie that the drinks have been spiked tonight, so enjoy and let's have a fun party!"

The chaos that ensued as party goers rushed to catch a drink was crazy, everyone headed to have a taste of **** that most probably wasn't there.

Mr. Bekham had to switch tacts and head to the drink table himself to deal with the commotion, eventually announcing after having a taste of his own:
"Calm down everyone, these are not spiked. There is no **** in there!"
"I can definitely taste the ****." A nerd passing by announced, a smile growing on his face.