What do you think?

Bill's joints aches as he clambered atop his personal goddess. She jiggled enticingly as he grunted and strained against her into position, but didn't move. He sighed, still only halfway onto her.

"Ok, let's get a little more realistic. Like you were earlier, sort of minimally human."

"Of course," she said as she said as she sat up halfway. "It looks like you were trying to have sex with me. Can I help?"

A crazy idea flashed in Bill's mind. "Can you be like a friendly tour guide or assistant? Like... uh, kinda like the old Clippy in Word."

He half expected her to ask what that is before he remembered that she wouldn't need to. Her face brightened into a cheerful smile.

"Something like this?" she asked perkily. Seeing her face animate, Bill felt like he'd been slapped. If her face was beautiful when still, it was indescribable in motion. Her warm, friendly smile made his heart race.

Meanwhile, Amber was looking at his boner with a frown.

"Uh-oh," she said with a gesture. "It looks like you have an erection. Can I help you take care of that?"

Rapt, Bill nodded. She gave him a thumbs-up. "Great! I'm so glad I could help you today!"

She sat up and moved around him. Taking his shoulders in her arms, she spoke soothingly. "Ok, I'm gonna get you into a laying-down position, and now... ah!"

Amber had nonchalantly slid herself onto him. The inside of her was incredible, like nothing Bill could have imagined. He cried out and arched his back. He heard a popping sound and looked into the angelic, unearthly beauty of the thing on top of him. She wore a bright, sunny expression as he emptied himself into her and she spoke enthusiastically.

"Great! You're coming inside me right now. I helped out a little bit with some massaging while you were inside of me. Did you notice?"

"YEEHHhhssshhhh..." He collapsed backwards like a deflating balloon. "Yes. Yeah. God, what was that? That was incredible!"

"Inside my vagina I produced pressures, textures, and movements that I felt would help you achieve climax. It appears I was right," she said with a nod towards the pool of semen dripping out of her.

"You were right!" he said, still panting. "That was... that was incredible. Thank you."

"Glad I could help! If you need anything else, just ask!"