What are you talking about? I'm just a dragon! (Lie)

"I should be asking you that," you say in the dragon's stern voice, puffing light smoke from your nose "you just walked over here without my permission and started talking about some tiny man before gulping down air and dropping to the floor!" "Oh, I- I'm terribly sorry, P- please forgive my i- insolence momma." she replied, shaking like a leaf, causing the sadist in you to smile.

"Very well, I am in a good mood currently." you say, stretching exaggeratedly, "So for this one time, I'll forgive you.", The dragoness eyes immediately fill with relief, "Thank you mama, you are oh so very benevolent.", she says in a much calmer tone.

Seeing her leave the cave, you sit down on "your" hoard of money and start rubbing your clawed fingers across your newfound slit, with only one thing in mind, "This is going to be so much fun!"