What are you having?

"So what would you like to order?" The waitress asked, pulling out a pencil and pad.

"Uh... well... I don't really have any money..." Megan said, raising her hands out helplessly.

Obviously she didn't have money, she thought. She was fucking naked: it was plain to see she didn't have any wallet or phone on her!

"That's fine sweety." The waitress said.

"Oh. Really?" Megan asked, surprised. "Then... uh... I'll just have a garden salad."

"Trying to watch your figure?" the waitress smirked. "Don't worry- we like 'em thick around here!"

Megan blushed furiously as the waitress left to put in her order. She wasn't thick! Well, okay, she definitely had some jiggle to her... but she didn't want the commentary on her naked body dammit! And what was going on? Why was everyone acting so weird?!