What's wrong

"Do something what?" You ask her.

"Open this door!" She yells at you.

"Why?" You ask.

"Because I have to pee you asshole!" She yells at you again.

"Well I find that very hard to believe. You seemed fine just a couple of seconds ago. Are you smuggling **** or something? And they are inside the bathroom? And you now need to hide them?" You ask her.

"No I really need to pee!" She yells at you.

"Well just open the door then." You tell her.

"I can't it is stuck! Open it! I can't pee on the floor!" She says.

"You are definitely not gonna pee on the floor. I have to clean that up you know! Just use the goddamn toilet! Or I am going to make you lick it all up from the floor!" You tell her.

"Oh my god! Just let me in then! I can't hold it any longer!" She screams.