What's in the water here?

Waking up, Samson felt disoriented again. He looked around, trying to get his bearings. At last remembering that he was in the Ambassador's house, he realized that Nika was missing. Unsure of the protocol involved for an overnight guest, he dressed quickly and decided to make for the door. He was barely six steps out of Nika's room when he was stopped by a distinctly Russian-accented voice.

"Are you my seester's new toy?"

He turned a little too fast to avoid looking panicked, and saw a topless platinum blonde teen staring back at him with a curious look on her face.

It felt like her stunning eyes were drilling into his brain.

"Uhh..." was all Samson could manage.