What's at the Door

Jenny was grateful she had closed her blinds, and she crept to the door. She looked through the peep hole and saw a delivery man holding an envelope.

She cracked the door open. "Just leave it on the mat please."

"Can you sign for it?"

"Can you pass it through the crack."

The man did, Jenny signed for it, and they exchanged the pad for the envelope.

Jenny closed and locked the door and opened the envelope. There was a typed letter addressed to her.

Jenny, by now the "Karma curse" has kicked in, leaving you with a pear-shaped body and small tits. Soon, your anus will itch and only semen will be able to soothe it. This is your punishment for all the insults, cattiness, and bitchiness you've exhibited over the years. If you would like to reverse the curse. You must complete the following tasks: