Wet Dream

When the image fades, you glance around the dimly lit cave. You can hear the sounds of animals chanting and the wind blowing. Rubbing your eyes, you glance around and realize you are still in your clothes with your backpack and a magic pouch by your side. You adjust your gloves and double check your inventory. Your computer is unbroken, you have a few textbooks and some paper and pens, a sports jacket, a change of sports clothes, and a water bottle. Sighing, you reach into your pocket and are amazed when you see it can turn on and -there's internet! (Verizon has the best coverage) You turn battery saver on and open your magic pouch. (I can't remember what's in the pouch dank). You find: a small bottle of pills, a book, and a spear nestled in a corner. Your spiritual sense scans around and you come across a note, on which is scrawled: "Sorry, plot armor caused your stuff to be destroyed in the space vortex! You're lucky I decided to give you some clothes and these items! Enjoy!"

You close the bag and see a naked Samantha in the corner. She is ****. You shrug and pull out the book and pills from your bag.