Well....

You can't very well tell her you have found a magic spell on the internet, she would send you to a nice new rubber room, "Would you believe I have been working out."

"No", she said in a stoic deadpan with her beautiful face in a stony glower. Has she always been that pretty, you quickly glance at her body. Her cleavage is bursting from her blouse, you salivate a little. Maybe... No, that could wait until later.

"Would you believe I have been working on my confidence." You softly say hoping beyond hope she didn't notice what just happened. She does not seem to.

"I don't believe you." Raising an eyebrow as she says it. Wait if you didn't know better you could have sworn she looked down at your dick for a second, which is ridiculous. R..Right? She bites the corner of her lips, but that has to be something else. It's not like your dick is all that special, Right?

"Would you believe I have developed magic powers." If she has decided that I am lying, I may as well tell the truth and hope she thinks it is a joke.

"If you won't get serious I will hit you with a newspaper. She is a hooker right?" Abbie says exasperated and rolling her eyes. You glance at her body again, she has nice legs too. Maybe...No no, later.

"I don't know if you know this, but I have a complex inner life and you don't know everything around me." You stand up a little straighter and puff out you chest, hoping she thinking your new attitude was impressive.

"phhhh Fine keep your secrets, maybe you can come with me to the gym later. You may have found a way to get her, but it is going to take work to keep her. Pump some irons, eat some protein, I don't know. If you exercise you might last more than a few minuets in bed. Ohh also, nice cock" She sings song talks those last few words as she enters her room giggling, If you didn't know better she was flirting with you. What did she mean by...you look down and see a massive throbbing erection. Oh god, you push it down and look around embarrassed until you realize no one else was there. God, tomorrow can't come soon enough. You really need to blow off steam.