Well what the fuck happened here?

*During a chilly halloween night, Long "Dick" Richard made a bet with his friends that he could walk into the haunted house without getting scared.*

"Hey, John you should reconsider your choice to go man." One of his friends said.

"Yeah dude, i heard that anyone who goes in can never get hard again since they are made unable to by the spirits in the house dude." Another one explained.

"Those were just mere men, not me the great Dick Loooongg." Saying that he rushed into the house without glancing back.

*Dick ventured deep into the house crossing borders never meant to be crossed by men, then suddenly he feels something cold pass by his body causing him to shiver in fear.*

*He quickly turned around and saw three beautiful women standing there gazing into his soul. He saw a tiny doll in the hand of one of those women.*

"Hmm curious, how did you pass by those barriers meant to keep out you filthy pieces of shits. How did you come inside here. Let's check shall we."

*Suddenly Richard felt something yank his pants down. He felt as if he couldn't move as he was stuck in a place. Then he looked up at the three women and saw all of them pointing and laughing at your penis.*

They creepily said in unison,"That's why you could pass through the barriers hahaha. You pathetic dick couldn't even be detected by our barriers. And yet you dare enter here with that thing inbetween your legs. We will teach you a lesson to not come into a woman's house again."

*On that halloween night, Dick's friends heard him cry for his ball's safety and they ran away in fear. And that day , Dick's little friend always stayed little and never grew to full mast ever again.*

*Years later, a voodoo doll was found by some women with an engraving of "Dick" on it and when they looks at it. They found two crushed berries and a sad empty pouch under his pathetic limp penis. They then struck the sac again and in a far away place, people heard a eunuch man cry about pain in his balls.*