Is this the life path John wants?

Well that wasn’t what he expected

“Hell no I don’t want a surgically repaired dick and artificially created ball!” John rationalized, so he realized he had to be more precise with his desires. “I have a 7 inch long 5 1/2 inch thick flaccid cock with balls twice the size of the average guy, and my boner grows to 10 inches long by 7 inches around. I am a 6 foot 8 inch tall 290 pound muscle bound NBA caliber superstar. Women offer to have sex with me to help humiliate their husbands and boyfriends for their inadequacy. Every woman I fuck has orgasms from 10 seconds of penetration until five minutes after I cum; my cum is delicious and smells sexy to all women. My physique makes The Rock look little. I am the sexy man on the planet. I will always be rich, and I don’t have class today, so I am just now getting out of bed to start my day at home,” he states with a snap. Suddenly he lumbers to the bathroom and the once straight haired white kid is now the son of an interracial affair his mom had with the Lakers in 2000. His dad was still the shrimpy guy from the last reality, and his mom looked somehow sexier, maybe it’s the fact that instead of her scrubs she was dressed like she was going out clubbing. “What the hell did I do?”