Well okay.

Deep ,deep into the dark web there is a show that runs every week. Subscriptions strictly in Bitcoin, all viewers are advised to use a VPN. The show is called " you bet your balls"

It is what it sounds like. Two couples appear on each week and they perform a series of contest to her in time to damage their opponent male testicles.

The presented by a beautiful woman, simply simply called "V". She sounds six feet tall. Has a Latin American accent that's hard for most to trace to a particular country, and she has an athletic physique.

You and your girlfriend have been fans of the show for a while, but lately you'd been considering seriously going on the show when you were late with last month's rent. Just for appearing on the show you got $2,000 potentially up to $30,000 for winning.

So naturally you entered, which is how you found yourself in the green room of you bet your balls.