Well, you are thirsty

You take the water, and gradually through the session you finish it. You don't think much of it really, he's probably buddying up to you because the girls are all swooning over your package. If things keep going as they are then you're going to be pretty popular round here.

Jess is looking frustrated by the attention you're getting and you feel yourself flirting with Sophie whenever an opportunity arises.

It's English next and things are going pretty fucking well for you frankly. You're getting lots of looks in the corridor and word is clearly travelling fast, one of the cheerleaders discretely took a photo of you in P.E. that looks very flattering indeed.

You sit with your sister, her friends and the football lads at the back of the class. The cheerleaders on the other side of the room are tittering and trying to catch your eye, flashing glimpses of their panties.

Your stomach starts to gurgle, oh god no. You look round alarmed at Alex, he's looking at you laughing, he's holding a packet of what you assume are laxatives and waving them menacingly.