Well, there was rubbing

Either Pam wasn't popular with her friends or these girls had been too long without a man. Cai draped her arms around him and introduced him to girl after girl... each of whom looked him up and down, with emphatic pauses when their gaze reached dick-level. Two of them asked if he'd mind spreading suntan lotion on them.

Finally Pam shoved Cai's hands off of him and sent him over to hang with the guys. "I thought I was supposed to flirt with the girls," he whispered as she dragged him away from the bikini tong.

"Clearly they've been too long without men. My sister would never forgive you if they vampired you down to a husk."

"But you wouldn't mind."

Pam pouted and pushed out her chest. "I just might do a little vampiring myself later if you play your cards right."

It turned out the guys were nice. Both were Rams fans so the three discussed the coming season and the idiotic trades the Rams had made in the off-season before turning to the important matter of which of the girls had the best figure.

"Obviously," Matt said, "I have to say that Pam has the best figure."

Giang nodded. "Yeah, Pam is like that. She'd cut your balls off if you said anything else. But besides her?"

"Can I say Betty or would Sang cut my balls off."

"He'd agree with you, right Sang?"

"I'd better. Her ass just can't be beat. But check out Cai. That bitch has a great pair of tits on her."

"You talking about my sister. Gag me." The wistful look in Giang's eyes said something else... something Matt could identify with. Having a pretty sister could definitely cause confusion.

"Last party they played topless spin the bottle," Giang said. "Matt, why don't you and Sang pass around the drinks and maybe we can get some action going here."