Well!

The four of them went under quickly, which amazed the audience.

"Now, I'll prove they're under. As we know, Yang and Ruby are sisters...so Yang and Ruby, kiss."

The blonde and brunette kissed.

"No, no," said Jaune. "Kiss like you're lesbian lovers."

The siblings kissed once more, this time with more tongue. The audience gasped and began to clap.

"Now," said Jaune. "Let's pump their brains full of triggers."

He looked Team RWBY up and down. "We'll start with...the Ice Queen," he decided, looking to Weiss.