Welcoming Melissa Back

I couldn’t believe it when I came out of the confessional, Walter was shimmering as he sat in the pew three feet from the confessional. That was when I fully grasped that no matter where I went, Walter would find me. I wasn’t safe from him in a public place, not in my house and
especially not in his former home.

Worse, I didn’t know if being a spirit gave him the ability to detect lies, so the little option of telling him that I had to **** myself to get in between Melissa’s legs and only did so to keep him and her off my back was way out.. I mean it was all I could do not to jerk off when I thought about her, AND TRUST ME THAT WAS MOST OF THE DAY WHEN WE WERE APART!

So I ignored him and just walked out of the church and started to go back home. I wasn’t surprised when Walter appeared out of thin air beside me, I just prayed that no one else could see him. Apparently his idea of an apology was more important than my sanity!

“I’m sorry Harold, I didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable back home like I did but this is still so new to me. One minute I’m in the land of colour then the next I can drift through doors and lives as if I’m a fly on the wall!” Then he paused for a second, “Man! It’s really confusing and believe it or not they don’t give you a handbook like they did in the crappy movie!”

I stopped in the middle of the street and started flailing my hands. Those who passed me by, must have thought that I was fucking crazy. And the way I was talking would prove that if my actions didn’t. “Hey! This may come as a newsflash to you Walter but what i’m going through isn’t what i was brought up to believe would happen!”

Neither of us spoke the entire rest of the walk home. Instead of going to my place I decided to stay at Melissa’s place. Of course when we got inside the phone registered a miss call, from Melissa no less! “Hi Harold, done with business here so I’ll be back tomorrow afternoon. Can’t wait to see you in person!”

“Wanna bet Melissa?” But I just curled up on the couch and eventually drifted off to sleep.

As it was I only woke up when the front door opened and a slight cold breeze wafted in. I jumped as it touched my bare chest. Someone, sometime removed my shirt and draped it over my chest as if it was a blanket

So when Melissa came in and saw me standing in front of her couch , naked from the waist up , she got the wrong idea. “Well someone sure missed me!”

Now I know I should have said ‘yes’, but that wasn’t the first thing out of my mouth as Melisa came over and hugged me.

“Did you know that Walter can shoot air cum when beating off?”

Melissa backed away from me, a confused look on her face and in her eyes. “Well that wasn’t what I was expecting when I got home! Air Cum you say, is it as sticky as real cum?” Giggling after saying it aloud.

“Oh you think this is funny do you, perhaps you would like to know what made Walter do that?”

That stopped her giggling. Didn’t stop me from telling her, if anything it made it even more pleasurable to do. “Seems you grandfather was watching your email to me while away and gave a live demonstration of his newfound ability!”

Melissa shrieked, “You mean he spiritually jerked off to me!” She clasped her around her chest, shivered at the thought. “Christ he’s not here now is he?”

“I wouldn’t know I fell asleep after I got back last night!” I looked around, not seeing anything even remotely shimmering. “Well I don’t see any signs of him, So i would say he isn’t here

Melissa came back into my arms, “Well then since you’re partially ready, care to show me how much you missed me?”