To Next Week's Show

"Kon'nichiwa Sex fans!"

"Yeah, yeah, Kon'nichiwa butt heads."

"I'm Tommy."

"Sigh, and I'm Toni."

"And what a show we got for you."

"Right, let get this over with as I have a couple of fan boys waiting to eat me out. The simps. And speaking of simps. Its seems the jobbers are going to be giving the spotlight tonight."

"That's right. Toni. As we have a Mixed match that involve Naomi The Smother Queen in her debut match here in OSL vs. our resident super star Bruce Chan with Bunny as the guest referee."

"Oh, so they find out who will be on her pod cast. Big deal. Now I'm interesting in this three match with Brenna in her debut vs. Tiger mom vs. Geisha. All to see who can train the little idiot. Someone's asshole is going to be fucked."

"And not to mention we will se the debut match of Tina Light vs. Violet the Hacker."

"Ha! That little squirter? I hope she fight as good as she fights. At least this will be easy for Violet then last week."

"We also have Tami vs. an opponent of Jen's choice. Remember if she loses then Jen choses the match for the next pay per view."

"I'm sure my girl Tami got this in the bag."

"And finally we have some tag team action. The Masked Samurai Twins vs. The Sex Smith Cats. In what only can be described as a dream match that many fans feel cheated of because of politics."

"And the Samurai Sisters call it practice for their rematch with the Cyberpunks. The Crazy Bitches."

"And finally we are going to have a tag match with the unlikely teams. Ruko and Gamer Girl vs. Sunne's own tag team of slaves. The Harem Girls."

"I never seen that tag team fight but I never seen Ruko and Gamer fight. But I have a feeling in the end someone is going to be enslaved."

"Now that is something I would love to see." Toni says with some excitement.

"And you will Toni and so much more. Here at OSL!"