We wake up in a dungeon

"Hey! Wake up!" I heard a voice say.

Where I am? My eyes slowly opened and the worried face of the blonde boy was staring down at me. I began to sit myself up, vaguely aware I was in some sorta bed. I looked at my surroundings to find we're in a dungeon. I'd rather avoid getting locked up in those shackles. The bed was in tatters. I would like to avoid using it at all costs.

"You alright?" he asked.

"Yup, you?" I asked.

"Yeah, more or less. Looks like this ain't no dream. Ugh, what's going on!?"

He started banging on the cell doors.

"Hey, let us outta here! I know there's someone out there! Dammit, where are we? Is this some kinda movie set!?"

Okay, so he can see it too so I'm not crazy and we're both in some sort of castle. We both jumped at the sound of screams echoing in the hall. It was loud, pain filled torturous screaming that made my blood go cold.

"The hell was that just now?" the blonde asked.

We sprinted to the cell doors to find where the screams were coming from only to be greeted by the sounds of more screaming as if someone was being tortured.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." said the blonde. "You're shitting me, right? This is really bad! Isn't there some way outta here!? C'mon, we gotta do something! How much time's passed since we got knocked out? Dammit, this don't make any freaking sense. Hey, those chains're used for like torturing and stuff, right? Dammit, this shit ain't funny!"

I checked the barrels.

"Yo, there's nothing in there," said the blonde.

"Can't we hide in them?" I asked. "They should be big enough to fit us."

"This ain't a video game. They'll check there."

"Well, let's keep looking."

We heard the sounds of heavy footsteps.

"Huh? You hear that?" asked the blonde.

Three knights approached our cell with swords and shields in their hands, marching in unison. They stopped in front of the cell.

"Be glad that your punishment has been decided upon. Your charge is unlawful entry. Thus, you will be sentenced to ****," the closest knight declared.

"Say what!?" the blonde cried out.

"No one is allowed to do as they please in my castle." said a familiar yet distorted voice.

We saw the man who picked up the blonde girl approach dressed in nothing but a thick fur red heart printed cape, a pink speedo and a small golden crown sitting on his head as the three knights stood aside. His eyes were a sinister gold colour.

"Huh?" said the blonde boy. "Wait, is that you, Kamoshida?"

"The Pervy teacher?" I asked.

It was clear he had a history with this Kamoshida character. His previously fearful eyes were now a mix of confusion and hatred.

"I thought it was some petty thief but to think it'd be you, Sakamoto," said Kamoshida, stopping in front of the bars. "Are you trying to disobey me again? It looks like you haven't learned your lesson at all, huh? And you brought a friend this time because you can't do anything for yourself."

"This ain't funny, you asshole!" Sakamoto screamed as he shook at the cell bars which only served to anger Kamoshida.

"Is that how you speak to a king? It seems you don't understand the position you're in at all. Not only did you sneak into my castle, you committed the crime of insulting me, the king. The punishment for that is ****. It's time for an execution! Take him out!"

"Stop it!"

The door swung open and the guards entered. Strong gauntleted hands seized my shoulders. I could not understand how any of this was real.

"Goddammit!" Sakamoto growled.

Sakamoto tackled the nearest knight to the ground much to my surprise, "I ain't down for this shit! C'mon, we're outta here!"

Another knight punched Sakamoto, bringing him to his knees.

"Sakamoto!" I shouted.

The other two knights grabbed hold of him. I tried to help Sakamoto.

"Just go!" he said. "Get outta here! These guys are serious!"

"Oh? Running away, are we? What a heartless friend you are," Kamoshida taunted me.

"He ain't a friend," Sakamoto muttered as he slowly picked himself up. "C'mon, hurry up and go!"

"What's the matter? Too scared to run away? Hmph, pathetic scum isn't worth my time. I'll focus on this one's execution. Take this!"

Kamoshida punched Sakamoto in the face multiple times.

"Lowly scum!" said Kamoshida. "Useless pest!"