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Chapter 6
by Naive
Do we follow them, or..
We be cleaning up here first
Naruto was floating on a cloud of satisfaction as he watched Ino run off to humiliate both herself and Sakura. He was about to skedaddle after them, when he remembered the appearance of a third member in the earlier plot against him. He recalled a certain girl acting very high and mighty towards him, and figured he'd take the opportunity to knock her down a notch.
"Wow, I sure am a pervert. Banging Ino, Tenten, Sakura, and Tsunade would be really cool!" he shouted absentmindedly as he began writing .
Receiving the signal, Tenten jumped down from the rooftop she had been hiding behind. While in the air, she began opening a sealing scroll, only to quickly realize that it unnecessary to use anything other than her persuasive abilities to bring down Naruto.
She landed smoothly in front of Naruto, ecstatic to see what she believed to be an angry mob filling the area. She, of course, was unaware that people had really gathered because of the outlandish show Sakura put on earlier.
Oblivious to this, she stood up proudly, her only gripe being that Naruto didn't seem as scared as she would have liked him to be. She was about to change that.
"Wooow, Naruto. I'm really disappointed in you right now. You know I've always dreamed of becoming a strong independent kunoichi like Tsunade. You really set a bad example by objectifying the village leader like that. Just sad," the girl preached,
Not faltering in the slightest, Naruto replied: "Really? You want to be like that old bat? What's so admirable about her? "
Tenten's expression shifted from accusing to mocking at the sound of the ridiculous question given to her. She looked up to Tsunade as a role model, idolizing everything about her: From the authority she held as Hokage. To her strength and wisdom in combat. The fact that Naruto even had to ask why she glorified someone as amazing as that was utterly preposterous.
"What's admirable about Tsunade? You're kidding, right? It's those huge boobies she constantly advertises, obviously. I could admire those all day." she remarked, as she thought back to all the times she'd daydreamed about those globes upon giving her mission reports.
"Woooow Tenten. It almost sounds like you're the one objectifying the village leader," Naruto accused, his arms crossed, trying to look serious in between his snickering.
"Erm, excuse me? Didn't you hear what I just said? Becoming like Tsunade is literally my dream. You're just being a pig," she sneered, lifting her rack to exaggerate her point. Her not respecting Tsunade was, frankly, ridiculous. After all, her admiration for the woman was what had inspired her to get her h-cup implants to begin with.
"But don't you think granny Tsunade would want you to value qualities of hers other than her body? Just imagine all the work she has to put in for her job as Hokage."
"Ugh don't be dumb. Of course I love to imagine her working those puppies to keep her job as Hok... No, wait. I mean, I love how hard she works as the Hokage. Now stop trying to change the subject!" the brunette yelled while jumping violently in a fist clenched tantrum, her balloon-like boobs rippling through her undersized clothes all the while.
Continuing this for a full minute, it took for Tenten to remember her current location before she managed to compose herself. She blushed, feeling the crowd casting judging glances at her instead of at Naruto like how they were supposed to. Even worse was the fact that Naruto hadn't even attempted an escape, instead just waiting expectantly with that dumb book in his hand: it was like he was asking her to ridicule him. Well, if he wanted her to crush his reputation forever, then the young weapon user was more than angry enough to deliver on that request.
"Don't try to make it seem like I'm somehow responsible for the deprecating situation you're in. You're a completely useless ninja; moreover, a disgusting, immature pervert who vandalize our village with harmful pranks... Y-you're just a pest, and like, don't let my outfit give you the wrong idea. I'm super mad at you right now!" she squealed, trying to **** her tiny: "I'll stoke your weapon" t-shirt to cover both the front and back of her nether regions simultaneously but failing miserably by virtue of the lift up from her massive breasts. Seeing as how her summoning scroll loincloth at least covered "some" parts of her pussy, she opted to focus on the back, really not loving the idea of people behind her noticing the secret, extra long handled kunai stored inside her ass. Being a weapon specialist sucked!
Loving the show, Naruto felt himself getting hard again at the thought of the possible shenanigans he could pull on his earlier tormentor. His attention was stolen, however, by the sight of a furious looking pair in the distance, running awkwardly towards shelter.
Sakura was trying to cover her bikini-clad body by hiding behind/attempting to rip clothes off of Ino, who was again doing her best to run on her high heels whilst simultaneously pushing away her bothersome predator. Seeing this, Naruto decided that now would be a good time for finishing up his little vendetta.
Turning back to Tenten he, therefore, mocked: "Hah, you sure talk big for someone who can't even use ninjutsu. I'd say you're just as big a perv as me, if not bigger,"
Fuming at the insults, Tenten instinctively activated her closest lying summoning scroll to prove him wrong, only to realize too late that she had activated her loincloth scroll; the one that she was only to use when on very special missions. In a big poof of smoke, her underwear summoned and was consequently ripped off by a big, sword-shaped vibrating dildo.
"You're such a pest, aaaahhhh. I know how t-to mphmmhm eek! ," she tried to formulate a sentence but was cut off when Ino and Sakura grabbed her arms and pulled her between them, both set on getting the hell out of the crowd of astonished onlookers.
"And what the hell were you doing?" Ino asked Tenten while strutting hurriedly forward, her shoes and tight dress forcing her to take small, hip circling steps.
"You have no room to talk miss "I can't aim my own jutsu"," Sakura commented from the other side of Tenten. She was also trying to hurry, but by the book's influence, ended up moving in a cartoonishly slow and seductive manner.
As a final send-off, Naruto wrote down one last wish. Watching the three-girl-line parade off, paper tags could be seen whirling in the wind behind them. One appearing from between Tenten's legs; fastened to her dildo, it read in big confident letters: "#1 TITTIES". Similar tags hung from Ino's ponytail, and from the back of Sakura's bikini top; reading "Iā„ANAL" and "NARUTO'S BITCH" respectively. These tags went unnoticed by the bickering girls, as they continued drawing attention throughout the village, somehow managing to take the longest route possible before getting to their homes.
See you space cowboy
Naruto: Reality Relic
Naruto gains a useless jutsu. Or maybe
Naruto gains a useless jutsu. Or maybe...
Updated on Jun 29, 2025
by infinitycrouwd
Created on Dec 22, 2018
by Naive
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