A local legend arises

Word was buzzing in the hidden leaf, and one could hear curious whispers spreading throughout the village. Allegedly, ninja from all the other nations had been spotted near the village gates, and some even claimed to have seen an actual Kage. These rumors however, were so muddeled up that the Kage in question changed from mouth to mouth. Some believed it to be an exaggerated tale born from something simple like the Hokage taking a stroll on her day off, whilst others claimed that it had been the ghost of the fourth Kazekage, returning to exact his **** on the living.

The scandals didn't stop there however, as word was spreading of multiple viewings of three girls exposing themself throughout the village. Nobody knew for sure who the mystery girls were, but new theories were forming by the minute and everyone from local house wives to enemy ninja were being suspected.

One story in particular got extremely popular, and seemed to be a sort of fusion between these and the earlier Kage rumors.

The story told of three sand village spirits; Tits, Bitch, and Hips, who traveled the streets of Konoha. They all wore teared rags over their corpse pale skin. Their eyes were filled with unquenchable lust as they wandered the night in hopes of fulfilling their sexual desires.

Tits had been an exhibitionist in life, and now longed to flash her massive breasts even in ****.

Hips had been the daughter of a rich family, but had gotten so addicted to anal that her ludicrous ass wouldn't let her pass on peacefully.

Lastly Bitch. She was flat as a board and had apparently been such a prude in life that she had gotten herself cursed. She was now **** to **** herself every night by revealing the truth about how much of a bitch she secretly was in life.

These scandalous stories shocked and repulsed many of the village's inhabitants, yet they never seemed to die out.

Much to the dismay of three certain girls, the stories just kept growing, almost as if aided by magic