We'll never know as she gets interupted!

Once inside the ring Cathy had to wait a few moments for the crowd noise to die down. The fans were so ready for any amount of AHW that even the backstage interviewer was a superstar tonight and Cathy couldn’t help but blush with happiness as the crowd were cheering her name. When the crowd eventually quietened down Cathy raised the microphone to her mouth…

“SHHHH! It’s Chelsea Green!”

The sudden hushing noise from the arena speakers caught Cathy completely off guard before she could utter a single word, leaving her stood in the ring, mouth half open and the mic half raised with a blank look on her face. The hush is followed by Chelsea Green’s “hot mess” entrance theme which in turn heralded the arrival of the woman herself as Chelsea strutted out onto the stage. Her long brown hair seemed to billow as if in a breeze, pulling it back from her face where she wore a massive smug smile and as she stood on the entrance ramp with her hands on her hips she radiated confidence, looking around at the audience who seemed to be split between cheers and boos, not sure whether to celebrate the arrival of Chelsea or to dread what was to come. The were not filled with confidence with Chelsea’s attire which, rather than wrestling gear was a tight fitting pink dress with bare shoulders that hugged her athletic figure and accentuated her bust and tiny waist. When she was sure she had gotten the attention of everyone in the arena Chelsea strutted down the entrance ramp with her head held high and her smile not faltering for a second.

“Well this is a surprise King, I didn’t know Chelsea was on the roster!” commented Madden.

“Neither did I Mark, but I’ll never say no to more beautiful women being shown off. Sad to see she isn’t dressed to wrestle though.” Replied Jerry Lawler.

“You don’t know that for sure King, maybe we’re going to be treated to another evening gown match?” said Mark hopefully.

As Chelsea made her way down to the ring the AHW technicians got to play with their new toys as the middle screen showed a Cathy stood looking confused in the ring as the screens on either side showed off Chelsea, each one from a different angle as multiple cameramen ran around, aiming to get the best shots. When Chelsea reached the ring she carefully climbed up the steps to the ring and ducked low under the top rope to slide into the ring. Cameraman Three, ever the opportunist quickly got around behind Chelsea to get the best shot of her long, tanned legs and followed them up to the bottom of Green’s dress which was not quite low enough to stop the flash of her pink panties to the camera, a shot which was quickly blown up onto the middle screen.

When Chelsea was in the ring she strode over to Cathy and took the mic from her with one hand, holding the other hand up to Cathy’s face to stop her saying anything. Cathy turned and gave the cameras an annoyed look before talking the hint and leaving the ring. Chelsea’s smile grew even wider as she watched the interviewer leaving.

“Thank you Cathy for those inspiring words to start the show, I’m sure the AHW multiverse are so grateful you came out. But now is my turn to speak.” Said Chelsea, the smugness in her voice thick enough to cut.

The AHW crowd still cheered Cathy as she went and a few fans started a quick “thank you Cathy” chant but that was quickly cut off by Chelsea Green.

“Now I’m sure all you wonderful people are wondering why I am here? Well that’s just rude, as the hottest new wrestling promotion of course I am going to be a part of it. I’m Chelsea Green after all!” Said Green with a very big grin on her face to some cheers from the crowd who were mostly still confused.

“Now” continued Chelsea “As beautiful as the AHW title is, I am, not here as an active wrestler. Instead, due to the success of AHW four special episodes and the For Your Eyes Only pay-per-view special, The network have decided to install a new general manager for the show! This woman has a long history in wrestling and I personally cannot think of anyone better to lead AHW into the future!”

More confusion between the fans.

“However, this woman has decided that she is such a big name that it wouldn’t be fair for her to be a presence on the show as she would only take away from the rest of the women who wrestle here. Instead she has decided that she will make all her booking decisions from the back and I will be her voice on the show!”

Again the fans didn’t know whether to cheer or to boo and The commentators looked at each other in confusion.

“A new general manager King? And she’s going to stay hidden in the back? I wonder who it is” said Mark

“Well you know how these things always go, there’s always lots of hype and then the reveal is disappointing in the end. Just like I’m disappointed we won’t be seeing Chelsea wrestling. Replied Jerry Lawler

“Don’t be so down Jerry, maybe for once the story will live up to the hype. And you know that whenever someone says they aren’t wrestling they always end up in the ring eventually. Finished Madden.

Back in the ring Chelsea had raised her mic to speak again.

“Now, my first job as the voice of the Woman in Charge is to announce a quick format changes.” Said Green “First, All Humiliation Women’s Wrestling will now be a weekly show. Every Friday we will be live and at the end of every month we will have another pay-per-view! I’m sure even you AHW horn dogs can work out that that means four shows and a PPV a month.”

The AHW fans cheered as wrestling fans were want to do even when what was being said didn’t really need a cheer and Green waited for the noise to die down before speaking again.

“Now at For Your Eyes Only we obviously crowned our first and very deserving champion, Jade Cargill. When it comes to challenging the champion in this company, Jade can challenge anyone she wants to a match as long as she is the champion. She can decide if she wants to put the title on the line or not but the title must be defended at least once a month. On top of this, as there are no disqualifications in AHW, the championship advantage is that whenever the champion decides to put the title on the line, she chooses the stipulation.”

The crowd cheered again.

“Now as for earning a title shot, either a woman has to hope that they are chosen for a match by the champion, or they must proved they deserve a chance at the title by winning matches of course. Any woman can challenge any other woman at any time with the exception that you can’t challenge the champion. You can decline a challenge but you’re not going to get very far if you keep refusing matches. Keep winning matches and you’ll look like a better prospect to challenge the champion, and if the Woman in Charge likes what she sees then she may decide to make a match for the champion herself. If the Woman in Charge makes a match, then the champion cannot decline it. And finally, if you challenge the champion and lose, or if a champion loses the title then that’s it, one shot and then right back to the bottom of the pecking order. You have to earn your way all the way back up again.

The crowd cheered again and Chelsea lowered her mic, finally done speaking and she looked around at the cheering crowd with the same smug expression on her face as she had had before, except now almost glowing under her fake tan, clearly believing the cheers were for herself.

“Wow Mark, I almost can’t believe it! There are going to be rules in wrestling!” said King excitedly

“There’s always been rules in wrestling King, they’re just not followed very well. Replied Mark.

Just as it looked like Chelsea may have been raising the mic to her mouth to speak again it was her turn to be interrupted as new music blasted though the arena speakers.