Water works

I felt every bump in the road she drove over, the meaty masses surrounding me shifting around every corner and step on the acceleration and brake. I thanked the heavens as I felt her turn off the engine, opening the door and twisting as she swung out her legs of the car. I was ready for a rush of fresh air to hit me as she stood up but when that time came, it was like her ass cheeks grabbed me and pulled me up as well, rolling over my body as they swallowed me whole. With every step, the jiggled like bowles of jello, grinding my body back and forth. The situation sucked but I didn't realize my predicate untill my face pressed against something hard, almost like a ring. The smell of shit made realization sweep through my body as her anus felt me, opening slightly as if it was hungry and wanting to swallow my body whole. A scream escaped my lips as I felt pressure against my back, forcing my head against the anus as it flexed and opened more for the meal. With a final push, the anus opened enough for body to slip through, quickly closing after my feet slipped in. What little air there was stale and humid, rancid with the smell of shit as she began to walk again. I tried my best to not tumble around but it felt like she was climbing stairs, this making me bounce around against the walls. A moan rumbled through her body, making me jump at how low and sexual it was. That was when I heard a rubbling from up above, the walls around me contracting moments before a gust of wind filled the cavity around me with rancid gas before pushing out of her anus. I coughed uncontrollably, my lungs screaming for oxygen and not the foul methan. My world got shifted again, this time felt like she sat down. Anything was better than the hell I was put through as she walked but once again I was wrong. Her walls contracted again, this time what I thought was a wall started to move as it started to push against her anus. Meeting resistance, my body stopped but the shit came on coming pushing my body into the mass before her anus opened enough for mass to slide through. I was greeted with a falling sensation and then freezing cold water, the log hitting the water and sinking for a second before rising to the surface. Thankfully, my face was at the top so I could breath but I was just greeted with more shit falling down. After awhile the shit stopped and her hand appeared with toilet paper, wiping away any debris before dropping it into the toilet. Light flooded the bowl when she stood up, her hand reaching for the lever. My quick trip out of the store was over before I would have liked as I readied for the trip it the sewers but the rush of water never came. The handle just made a clanking sound, resulting in a string of cuss words for the dark queen. My world was sent into darkness as she slammed down the lid, leaving me to float in the log among her waist, awaiting for whatever for the woman's next visit.