Watching Basketball

Its the following Saturday, i'm sitting on the couch watching the football game. I can hear my wife in the back room doing laundry, of which i think nothing of because i was drunk the other night, i had forgotten all about the panties with my cum in them.

"What the hell is this Mike?" Samantha says standing in the doorway holding her pink lace thongs in her hand. "Did you jerk off using my panties?" she asks me.

I'm put on the spot, my brain is thinking fast to think up some kind of excuse "I was drunk from the bar, horny and you were fast asleep and i knew you had to work early the next morning so i just jerked off and cum into the first thing i grabbed which i guess was your panties, i'm sorry about that hun" I answer her.

I go back to watching the basketball game hoping she believed me.