Wario…

Wario had his hand up to his face while he was basically rolling on his back laughing hysterically. That pokemon trainer kid had just about had enough and was making his way out of here, understandably. I know wario has horrible laughing fits but this was too much. I feel a little bad for peach, sharing a room with such a pig.

Anyway he had this small Tv remote in his hand for some reason, his laughing slowing down as he pointed it at link and princess Zelda and clicked one of the buttons. Now he was laughing even harder as he watched Zelda practicing her sword techniques while princess link admired from afar.

Did he think he was doing something? What’s the remote for? He was acting like he… wait, was he seeing something I wasn’t? Seeing something we all weren’t seeing? Oh my god… he did this! He swapped my clothes with that filthy crocks! He took away my sword! He did all this!

But still I couldn’t help but wonder, how did wario of all people get his fat grubby hands on something like that? How can a Tv remote do something like this? How come no one can notice whatever he changes? Regardless, something like that shouldn’t belong to anyone as horrid as wario.

I made my way over to wario’s couch, king k rools tattered old cape wouldn’t stop swooping up, exposing my small butt to all who cared, but that was hardly on my mind right now. Wario didn’t even see me coming, he was too busy laughing at bayonetta waddling her tiny pink feet out of the lounge, and kirby strutting right behind her.

“Hey wario” I said, I didn’t want him to realise I knew what he was up to. Wario looked me up and down, making me feel subconscious, i covered myself up again and sat on the couch beside him.

“Oh, heheh, hello” wario replied, trying not to burst out laughing again, “what do you want?” Ugh this pig.

“Well, for starters, you’ve been waving that weird little remote around and laughing to yourself for the past ten minutes” I explain, maybe a little too bluntly. “Is this remote special somehow?” Wario turned his head slowly towards me, he knew exactly what i was getting to.

“Uhh, none of your business” he said as he started fiddling with the remote, oh gods he was going to use it on me again! As he swung the remote at me, I made a lunge to get to the remote before he had a chance to use it.

But that was when…