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Chapter 19
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alienfinderx
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Wanda enters the living room.
At that moment, Wanda enters the living room with the rolling pin broken in two pieces, split right in the middle and held together by a single strand.
"Everything all right Sweetie? You look even worse than before." Wanda asked her motherly tone of worry made Timmy look up, not having noticed her entering the room so deep in thought he was.
"I’m alright. Things went both as good and bad as we suspected." Timmy tries to reassure Wanda, but there something about his tune of voice made his Fairy God Mother gave him a look that was both filled a lot of worry and anger. "I think Vicky is remembering things, just in the way I was not suspecting." Timmy sighed has he leans back in couch.
There was moment of silence between boy and his Fairy God Mother, both feeling very uncomfortable about the subject and either were unsure on where to go next.
"So, where’s Cosmo?" Timmy began to both break the ice and change the subject. "Last I saw him you were chasing him with a rolling pin. I hope you haven’t completely beat him into flattened dough when you finally caught him." Looking around the living room to see where his green haired Fairy God Parent is.
"Beaten, flattened, kneaded, baked and roasted. In that order." Wanda said with a serious tone. Timmy was about to ask what she meant with that when he suddenly smells something, a highly recognizable burning smell. He turned towards the kitchen and saw Cosmo slowly with a limp flying into the living room, completely black and burnt.
"Look at me Timmy, I am Burnt Toast! Oww, everything hurts." Cosmo said cheerly before moaning in pain.
"Serves you right! The gall of you making such blazen and inappropriate suggestions to our god son." Scold Wanda pointing her broken rolling pin towards Cosmo threateningly. "I not going to let you turn Timmy into a pervert who peeps on women while they are showering or giving him ideas to use the Rule-Free wishes to do all sort of other perverted, debauched, debased, deviated, indecent… dirty… naughty… raunchy… sexy… spicey… hot…"
Timmy looks way at first ashamed when his Fairy God Mother said, 'pervert who peeps on women', but as she continuous her rate it starts to drift of topic, and he cannot help to be both interested and horrified as for few moments Wanda was acting like a frustrated housewife. Fantasizing about stuff that never should be mentioned in polite company, before catching herself and quickly ending the subject. "Ahem, and other nasty things. So, you better not doing this again, do you understand Cosmo?!"
Look like even Fairies either are not immune to sexual frustration or some of the myths about fairies he has read in the library and on the internet might be true after all.
"Wait. You beat and flattened Cosmo, kneaded him into dough, baked him into a bread and then put him in a toaster until he was burnt?" Timmy questioned Wanda, being both impressed and horrified at what she has done. "Isn’t that a bit excessive?"
"Yes, but it is the only thing able to get through that thick skull of his." Wanda said as she turns the rolling pin back into her wand.
"And I would do it all over again." Cosmo said with a happy smile, earning a groan from Wanda as she realized that her punishment had not worked.
Timmy could not help shaking his head and smile faintly at Cosmo’s antics. As he looks at his fairy god parents, he noticed someone is missing.
"Hey, where is Poof? I have not seen him since this mess started" Timmy asked as he looks around for his baby fairy god brother.
"I put him to bed early." Cosmo said as he looks at you readers directly. "I thought that he was way too young for all of this."
Both Timmy and Wanda stared at Cosmo in shocked surprise for a second time this day, before Wanda placed hand on her chin in contemplation. "You might be right Cosmo, right now this place is not a good environment for a young fairy child. It might be good idea if we ask my father, your mother, or both if they want to babysit Poof for a while so we can sort this mess out."
Timmy cannot help but nod his head in agreement, it better to get his baby Fairy God Brother out of the house for few days, maybe a week, so they can get a hold on the situation. And before he sees some that he should not and traumatize or scare him for rest of his life.
What happens next?
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Fairly Odd Parents in: Rule Breaker
(aka One Wish to Break 'DA RULES')
It has been eight years when Timothy "Timmy" Tiberius Turner got his fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda. Eight years of wild, crazy and wonderful adventures with his fairy godparents, however not everything is sunshine and rainbows in Dimsdale, in fact things have gone from bad to worse. His parents have become so neglectful of him, to the point that it is basically child abandonment, and continually leave him under the care of his sadistic babysitter, Vicky, whose levels of callousness, sadisms, ruthlessness only increase with each year and finds new ways to poor Timmy. On his 18th birthday, the poor and neglected teenager made a wish in anger and frustration that will forever change his World. For better or worse He found a way to break 'DA RULES' without getting punished.
Updated on Sep 10, 2025
by alienfinderx
Created on Feb 9, 2020
by alienfinderx
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