Walter tries to kick Dickus in the balls

Walter sighed, and gulped knowing he was looking too much at another man's genitalia. Bracing himself, he rushed to the other side of the ring and shot his right shin upward to make contact with the humongous piles of flesh before him.

"Pilate can't save you now!" he shouted at the top of his feminine lungs.

The audience watched in awe as the girl rushed forth to the hulk and swung her leg up to his crotch.