Walking home through the woods drunk.

One day, around 4 PM, Jake left his friend Tom's house. Tom's parents had been out of town, so the 21 year olds had been drinking at his house since the night before. Tom had thrown a party and him and Jake had been up all night. Jake had left his car at home, since he knew he was going to be drinking at the party. After the party ended Jake and Tom kept drinking and smoking all throughout the night and next day.

Now Jake was exhausted and wanted to head home to get some sleep. Jake was really out of it, so he thought he could make good time walking all the way across town. Jake left Tom's house and headed straight for a waking trail that cut through the woods. The trail would take about a half hour off of Jake's 3 hour walk. Jake figured walking wouldn't be bad since he was so drunk.

It took Jake 20 minutes to get to the walking trail from Tom's house. By the time Jake got to the trail, he was already sweating his ass off. Jake was only wearing strap on sandals, a blue tee shirt and black cargo shorts. Still that felt like too much, seeing as it felt like it was 100 degrees out. Their was more shade on the walking trail, but it didn't help with the humidity.

After getting about a football field away from the entrance to the trail, Jake took his shirt off. Jake felt extremely relieved at how much more comfortable he felt without his shirt. 5 minutes later,Jake stopped and took his cargo shorts off as well. Jake continued walking,now only wearing his boxers and strap on sandals, still feeling really uncomfortable with the heat.

Finally Jake stopped and decided to strip completely naked. Jake kicked off his sandals, then put the rest of his clothes on the ground next to them. Then Jake grabbed the waistband of his boxers and slipped them down and completely off of him. Jake tossed his boxers on top of the rest of his clothes. Jake felt extremely great, standing their naked on the walking trail.

Jake didn't see or hear anything anyone, so he took a few steps down the trail. Jake walked about 40 feet away from all of his clothes, dancing around, feeling really Free naked. All of the sudden, Jake Heard the sound on branches crunching behind him. Jake turned around too see a giant Bear, walking over to his clothes. Jake's heart dropped and he instantly took off running the other day.