Wakie wakie?

You wake with a start, your hands instantly going to your crotch, then feeling around to make sure that its not only where it belongs, but that there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it.

Pulling your pants down, you look at where your penis is curled in your pants. When it looks up at you, it gives you a little wink. Letting out a sigh of relief, you pull your pants back into place. Then suddenly, realizing that you're still in the middle of your nightmare, you scream!