Wakes up… on campus

“Ugh. I do not feel good at all.” Josh thought to himself as he awoke to… laughter? As he opened his eyes he was instantly blinded by the bright sunlight. Still somewhat groggy it took him a second to realize where exactly he was, in the middle of his campus on a bench, not his room. This almost instantly sobered him up completely from last night’s drinking binge. As he got up he looked over at two girls he had never seen before continuing to laugh at him.

“Hey it seems you forgot some things mister! Your dick and clothes!” one of the girls said with her pinky up, phone out recording. To Josh’s absolute horror, as he looked down he was wearing nothing at all. The **** combined with the freezing temperature outside had left him with barely a nub, and near non-existant balls. Josh was freaking out and completely confused on how he ended up here, but he did know that he wanted that video deleted.

“Delete that now! I don’t give you permission to record me!” Josh yelled at the girls. Of course they weren’t going to listen, and instead just ran off giggling. When they ran off he swore he heard them say something along the lines of checking social media later, but he wasn’t quite sure. As Josh was just staring in defeat at the girls running off, he got hit with another sentence that would remind him that he should be covering.

“Wow, I don’t think that is even bigger than my small toe!” said another random girl as she stared in awe. Finally, Josh realized he should be covering and smacked both his hands over his privates, despite only needing to use one hand. Too embarrassed to say anything, he decided to just run off to a place where he will finally be able to cover himself. As he ran off he could hear the girl just giggling in the distance, however no photos this time at least.