Wake her

I snapped Kate out of her trance.

"What the fuck do you want?" she asked.

"I'm just here to tell you I will not be your agent."

"The fuck you won't!" she said angrily. "You will be my agent."

"Fine, but I will not accept more than 75% commission."

"The hell you won't. You'll take 76% and like it."

"OK, fine. Anything else?"

"Yes, I have an audition. Drive me to it, but stop for a coffee first."

"OK, but don't let me see your bare tits."

"God, so many stupid rules," said Kate. She tossed me her keys, got into the back seat of her SUV and removed her top and bra. I got in and drove to a Starbucks.

"I am not going to hock a loogie in your coffee."

"Just do it and shut up," said Kate.

After I got her coffee, I snorted up a huge, messy, slimy loogie and hocked it into her coffee before handing it to her. I watched her in the rearview mirror as the topless actress took a sip as if this was all normal.