Wait until tomorrow!

Kon decided he'd had enough fun for one day, and settled under the bed to sleep. Rukia of course, settled into the closet. When morning came, Ichigo proceeded to exit his body and pop Kon in. "Okay, I'm going out to get ready for the upcoming war... I'm trusting you to not cause trouble, against my better judgement," Ichigo grumbled as Kon sat up in his body.

"Hey, I'm not that bad!" Kon grumbled, getting a flat look.

"...let me be perfectly clear, Kon. If you cause any real trouble while I'm gone, I'm going to stick you into something unpleasant. And I'll have time to think about what the worst thing to put you in is," Ichigo told Kon.

"Okay, okay, I'll toe the line!" Kon replied. Ichigo sighed, and left it at that as he headed out the window.

"Is he gone, Master?" Rukia asked, stepping out of the closet a couple minutes later.

"Yes, and he has trusted me with his body for the duration... Sucker!" Kon laughed, rubbing "his" hands together, a glint in his eyes.

"Oh, we're going to have so much fun with this, aren't we?" Rukia smirked.

"You bet! We're going for Orihime today!" Kon nodded.

"You might need to wish for her to be healed she's kind of bandaged up at the moment," Rukia noted with a wince, remembering seeing her at school. "Something about a run in with an Arrancar."

"Yeesh, that just keeps happening, doesn't it?" Kon sighed as he got ready for school. "I actually encountered one myself a bit ago..."

"How did you escape?" Rukia raised an eyebrow, and Kon paused, remembering the threats Isshin had made to keep quiet. "... that's... Something I'd rather not get into. But right now, we got a lovely girl to seduce, and bring into the harem!" With that, they headed out of the house, careful not to alert Ichigo's family about Rukia yet.