Wait for the sun

For all her humiliation, Zelda kept her wits about her. Clearly, the slime would make any attempts at work unbearable. Any movement beyond a shallow breath sent waves of indignant arousal through her breasts as her hyper-sensitive nipples brushed their lace cages. Similarly, even the most demure footfalls sent jolts of stimulation through her nethers. To her **** displeasure, the princess had **** but to let the sun dry-out the thick, sticky fluid coating her delicates.

Zelda's face burned with increasingly brilliant shades of scarlet. Posed like the statue of a common whore in her utterly transparent unmentionables, her feminine assets sensitive to the point of pained arousal. Every gust and change of the wind **** a whimpering moan from her lips. She could only hope that the sun would hurry up and dry away the infernal slime before anyone found her in such a humiliating condition. By now the castle would surely be aware of her departure, and that smug, silent fool of a swordsman would surely be on his way. The thought of Link catching her in such a state was unbearable.

In such a distressed state, the princess quickly lost track of time. Had it been only a few excruciating minutes, or hours enough to fear spectators might soon arrive? She could not say for certain, but the fabric clinging to her unmentionables had finally started to dry. The princess afforded herself a few unsteady steps to test her sensitivity. The results could not have been less favorable.

The newly dried lingerie crumpled and tore as though it were constructed of hopes and well wishes. Her bra straps crumbled apart at the slightest shift in her shoulders, and the garment quickly found itself floating gently downwards. To Zelda's horror, the lace and silk shattered into dust on the ground. Her instinctive reflex to reach down and gather what little remained of the undergarment proved equally disastrous for her panties. The lace about her noble posterior was already strained to conceal her generous assets. Her sudden lurching rent the fabric asunder, and what little remained of her dignity blew away in the wind.

The princess stood stark naked for all of Hyrule to see on a monster infested trail in the center of the great plateau. "Surely this cannot get any more.... ridiculous." The princess voiced her frustrations aloud. A soft clicking sound reminded her that things could, indeed, get far, far worse.