Wait... One, two, three, four...five? [The End]

I pushed open the door to the bathroom to take in the main room. It looked far more crowded than I would have expected. Helen and Charlotte lounged at the small table, while Imogene and my wife cuddled together on the couch fully clothed. The smell of something cooking also came to my nostrils, and I turned to see my wife busy at work at the stove, wearing one of her favorite t-shirts and... Wait... If that was... who was...

Carla...

Carla was HERE. I glanced back and forth between the two women, trying to figure out who was... wait, my wife hated Imogene...

"So, Hi Brent," said the woman at the stove. "Carla apparently already hit Unpause."

My eyes immediately drifted to where Carla and Imogene sat on the couch, their lips coming together in a most loving kiss. I had just... with Carla...

"I uhm," I started to panic. When had... They had all rustled me out the door immediately when we got back... I hadn't even thought that it might have been... with Carla.

"You could start with, sorry I fucked your sister, but... well, You let Carla have what she wanted, with no complaints so... I guess we're even." Kaila smirked, scraping at the pan with a spatula. "Uhm... little help here, Hon?"

"I thought it was you!" I objected, glancing over at Charlotte and Helen, who merely hi fived each other in response.

"I know. Charlotte told me that you didn't stop for anything on your way back. Not even Milk and Bread." Kaila stepped out of the way and allowed me access to the frying pan. A little burnt, but nothing ten seconds with a butter knife and a cutting board wouldn't fix. And... some beef strips, diced zucchini... Ooooh, ok, I see what she was going for here. She'd forgotten the oil though... The thought was immediately banished by the more pressing concerns.

"Uhm..." I thought about how I had reached glorious blissful orgasm... inside every single woman in the cabin. The thought caused both sheer panic and unimaginable pride to burst through me simultaneously.

"Brent, relax, it's ok. I love you. I... we... I admit it was a bit of a dirty trick. " Kaila sighed. "aaaand I forgot something, didn't I?" She noted my rapid motion towards a small bottle of oil we had brought.

"Well, I just... I just..." I tried to come to grips with what had just been dropped on me. I had just been with Carla, and Imogene... "What if... I can't... believe this." I mumbled, trying to concentrate on cooking the food.

"Two Bedrooms only, Brent?" Helen spoke up, addressing me. "That's gonna suck for sleepovers, but... well, how many incomes would we be talking about if we moved in? Charlotte and I can chip in easy on rent..."

"Wait, moved IN?" I boggled at the concept. Just... like that?

"Imogene can crash in my room, so... that just leaves you two," Carla laughed from the couch, her hands sliding over my sister.

"How big are the beds at your place would be my first question," Helen toyed with the idea for a second. "Hey babe, you know, we should really start writing these things down, this is getting complicated. "

"Wait, hold up. IF we're going House hunting, I'm demanding a full vote on it. YOU know I LIKE having my own room." Carla held up her hand.

"Hey, can I get a room too, then? I'm a part of THIS." Imogene sat up from Carla's embrace, her face immediately taking on the "Pwease Big Brother" expression.

"I think everybody's gonna want a room, the question is can we afford one for each of us?" Kaila pointed out.

"Uhm... I didn't think that..." I began, realizing that somehow I was now cooking Dinner for Six people. And Kaila was leaning on the counter, discussing... logistics. "I do get a vote in this right?"

"Yep, exactly one VOTE." Charlotte laughed from the table. "Welcome to yet another thing that sucks about being in a multiple relationship, Brent. So, all in favor of going house hunting?"

So, I was with five women now, and apparently they were now all friends... and they were voting together.

THE END

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PHEW, 2nd Ending DONE! This is of course the Second of SIX????!!!! Planned endings, and maybe more depending on the response. Thanks to everybody who took the time to read my story, thanks to everyone who left comments and likes, and thanks to folks who voted for this ending! This was originally a JOKE, but honestly, I'm happy with where it went to and where it ended up. So, thanks to Eris, Goddess of Chaos, because this ending sure as hell wouldn't have happened without her. Thanks to Aphrodite for her inspiration, because there's a lot of her methodology in this one.

And thanks to everybody who voted for this ending, because I never would have gone down this route had it not been suggested. It took a whim and made it a directive. To the better, I believe.