Wait, what? Eris?!

Hang on a second...that apple... What the hell was going on? I didn't order Eris. If she was here, then something was amiss. I was never told about any "buy two get one free" deals. And frankly, I didn't want Eris. She was unstable by nature.

Maybe Eris wasn't there. Maybe Billie produced the apple with her rubber hose physics or whatever. ...that seemed unlikely. I couldn't figure it out. ...maybe there was an error in Billie's program and she's like...part Eris. Who could say about these robots? I had no idea what the limits were.

"Masta?" Grimmy said nervously. I looked at her. "You okay? You just started starin' inta space..." Her expression was one of utter concern. Aw...how cute.

Brushing off my concern for the moment, I smiled. "I'm fine, Grimmy. I think the first place we should stop by is your bedroom..." Grimmy nodded, but there was a hint of disappointment when I said "your bedroom". Technically it would be hers AND Billie's.

I'd worry about the problem later...