A

a fuck sight
abso-fucking-lutely
absofuckinglutely
anaconda
analize
antifag
apeshit
apple dumpling shop
arse cheeks
arse over tip
arse over tit
arse-fuck
arse-kisser
arsebreath
arsecheek
arsed
arseface
arsehead
arsehole
arseholed
arseholery
arseholic
arsemunch
arsy varsy
arsy versy
artfag
artfuck
as all fuck
as fuck
as shit
ass
ass beating
ass crack
ass crack of dawn
ass eating
ass in a sling
ass juice
ass kissing
ass pounding
ass sucker
ass-kisser
ass-licker
ass-pull
ass-
assbrain
assbutt
asscheek
assclown
assclownery
asscunt
-assed
asset
assface
assfuck
assfucker
assgasm
asshat
asshatness
asshattedness
asshattish
asshatty
asshole
assholedom
assholery
assholey
assholic
assholish
assholishly
assholism
assless
asslifter
assload
assmouth
asspussy
asstastic
asstunnel
asswad
asswagon
assweed
asswhore
asswipe
assy
ATM
attention whore
aunt fucker
axe wound

---

B

baby batter
baby dick
baby gravy
bacon-faced
badass
badger
badly packed kebab
bag
bag of dicks
ball
ball sack
ball-breaker
ball-buster
ballbag
balljuice
balloon knot
balls about
balls deep
balls on
balls up
balls-deep
balls-up
ballsack
ballsucker
ballsy
baloney pony
bangability
barse
basic bitch
bastard
bastid
batchelor's fare
batchelor's son
batshit
batshittery
battner
bazonga
bean flicker
bean-flicker
beanflicker
beans
bearded clam
bearshit
beat it
beat off
beat one's meat
beat the crap out of
beave
beaver
beaver eater
because you touch yourself at night
bedicked
bee up one's ass
beef curtains
beef flaps
beef injection
befuck
bell end
bell-end
bellend
beotch
berk
BFE
biffer
big-ass
big-dicked
birdfucker
birdshit
bitch
bitch fight
bitch goddess
bitch off
bitch seat
bitch slap
bitch tits
bitch-slap
bitchcunt
bitchette
bitchfucker
bitchily
bitchlet
bitchload
bitchslut
bitchtits
bitchwad
bitchwhore
bitchy
bitchy-pants
bitchzilla
bite
bite someone in the arse
blow
blow a nut
blow it out one's ass
blow jobber
blow one's load
blow one's wad
blow out
blow smoke up someone's ass
blowbang
blowen
blowess
blue-ball
blue-baller
blumpkin
bobar
bobbar
bog
bog roll
bogging
boghouse
bollock
bollock naked
bollock sack
bollocks
bollocks more like
bollocks up
bollocksed
bollocky
bone
boner
boning
bootyhole
bottom burp
boy cunt
boy pussy
boyfucker
brain
brainfuck
break ass
break one's balls
break someone's balls
brick it
brotherfucker
brotherfucking
brown eye
browneye
bug up one's ass
bugfucker
bugger
bugger all
bugger off
buggery
built like a brick shithouse
bullcrap
bullfuck
bullscutter
bullshit
bullshit bingo
bullshitter
bullshittery
bullshitty
Bumblefuck
bumfuck
Bumfuck
bumfuck nowhere
Bumfuck, Egypt
bump nasties
bump uglies
bumshoving
bung-hole
bungus
bush
bust a nut
bust one's ass
bust one's balls
bust someone's balls
butt crack
butt juice
butt plug
butt sex
butt-fucking
butt-
buttass
buttbreath
buttcrack
buttfuck
buttfucker
Buttfuckistan
butthead
buttheadedly
buttheadedness
butthole
buttload
buttmuncher
buttslut
by hell

---

C

cacky
calm your tits
camelfucker
carpet
carpet muncher
carpet munching
catfucker
catshit
chase tail
chat shit
cheapshit
cheese
cheesedick
cherry-popper
chickenshit
chicks before dicks
child-fucker
childfucker
chin omelette
chingadera
choad
chocolate hot dog
chocolate starfish
choda
chode
pear
christfag
Christfag
chucklefuck
chuff
cinnamon ring
circle jerk
clacka
clacka bags
clackas
clem
clit
clit tease
clithead
clitsucker
clitsucking
clitted
clitty litter
clitwad
clunge
clusterfuck
cock
cock cheese
cock gobbler
cock juice
cock pilot
cock pump
cock
cock snot
cock tease
cock-knocker
cock-stand
cockaholic
cockaludicrous
cockblock
cockbrain
cockbreath
cocked
cockface
cockfag
cockflesh
cockfucker
cockhead
cockhole
cocking
cocklicker
cockmaster
cockmeat
cockmunch
cockmuncher
cockserver
cockshaft
cockshit
cockshot
cocksucker
cocksuckers
cocksucking
cocktease
cockteaser
cocktip
cockwad
cockweed
coin slot
cojones
Connecticunt
cookie
cooze
cornhole
corpsefucker
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
cousincest
cousinfucker
cowfucker
cowshit
crack
crack a fat
crack whore
crap
crap oneself
crapass
crapface
crapfest
craphead
craphole
craphouse
craplication
crapness
craporama
crapper
crapperific
crappify
crappy
crapsack
craptabulous
craptacular
craptastic
craptastically
crapton
cream
cream in one's jeans
cream one's jeans
crock of shit
cross swords
crotch dumpling
CS
cum catcher
cum dumpster
cum gutters
cum guzzler
cum towel
cum-guzzler
cum-soaked
cumball
cumball tree
Cumberbitch
cumbucket
cumguzzler
cumhungry
cumlike
cumshot
cumsicle
cumskin
cumslut
cumsoaked
cumstain
cumthirsty
cumwhore
cunny
cunt
cunt cap
cunt dropping
cunt fart
cunt juice
cunt lips
cunt-buster
cunt-lapper
Cuntada
cuntal
cuntass
cuntbiscuit
cuntbitch
cuntboy
cuntbreath
cuntbucket
cuntbutt
cuntdom
cunted
cuntery
cuntface
cuntfaced
cuntfest
cuntfuck
cuntfucker
cunthead
cunthood
cuntify
cuntily
cuntiness
cunting
Cuntingham
cuntish
cuntishness
cuntless
cuntlessness
cuntlet
cuntlicker
cuntlicking
cuntlike
cuntling
cuntlips
cuntservative
cuntshit
cuntslut
cuntsucker
cuntward
cuntwardly
cuntwhore
cunty
Cuntzilla
curse it
cut one loose
cut the crap

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D

DAFN
dafuq
DAMF
dammit
damn
damn all
damned
dark meat
daughter of a bitch
daughterfucker
decunt
derm
dick
dick about
dick all
dick around
dick juice
dick lit
dick milk
dick munch
dick smoker
dick snot
dick-measuring contest
dickache
dickass
dickbait
dickbreath
dickcheese
dicked
dickface
dickfest
dickfuck
dickfucker
dickgirl
dickhead
dickheaded
dickheadedly
dickhole
dicking
dickish
dickishly
dicklet
dickling
dickmatized
dicknut
dickride
dickrider
dickshit
dicksicle
dicksplash
dicksplat
dickster
dicksucker
dicksucking
dicktard
dickwad
dickweasel
dickweed
dicky
die in the ass
dingus
dipfuck
dipshit
dirty Sanchez
disco stick
divershitty
do bears shit in the woods
does a bear shit in the woods
does the Pope shit in the woods
dog shit
dogbreath
dogfucker
dog's
dog's bollocks
dogshit
doings
donkey cock
donkey dick
Donkey Kong
donkeyfucker
donkeyshit
don't shit where you eat
dookie hole
doos
dork
douche bag
douche boat
douche nozzle
douchebag
douchebro
doucheburger
douchecanoe
doucheface
douchefag
douchery
douchewagon
down the shitter
drain
drain the lizard
drill
drop a bollock
drop a deuce
drop a log
drunk as a cunt
dry as a nun's cunt
dry as a nun's nasty
dry-tool
duck butter
duckfucker
duck's arse
dumb ass
dumb fuck
dumb fucker
dumb shit
dumb-ass
dumbarse
dumbass
dumbassdom
dumbassed
dumbassery
dumbasshood
dumbfuckery
Dumbfuckistan
dumbshit
dump
dump one's load
dumpling
dung funnel
dyke out

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E

eat
eat a dick
eat ass
eat it
eat my shorts
eat out
eat shit
effable
encunt
epeen
ESAD
every time one farts
everycunt
eyefuck

F

face fuck
face fucking
facefuck
facturd
fag
fag mag
fag marriage
fag rag
fag stag
fagazine
fagdom
faggot
faggot marriage
faggotface
faglet
fagling
fagmo
fagness
fame whore
fanfuckingtastic
fanny
fanny batter
fanny flaps
fanny magnet
fanny pad
faptastic
fark
fart
fart in a windstorm
fart sack
fartface
farthead
farthole
fartless
fat-ass
fatassed
fatbutt
fatfuck
fatherfucker
feist
fembitch
femcunt
FF
FFS
FIA
fiddlefuck
FIGMO
fill
fingerbang
fingerbanger
fingerblast
fingerfuck
fingerfucker
fire-crotch
firebox
fireship
fist-fuck
five-knuckle shuffle
flaming Nora
flange
flick off
flick the bean
flip
floater
floater
flog the log
flying fuck
FML
FO
fook
fooking
footfuck
footfucker
for fuck's sake
for the love of fuck
for the love of shit
freaking
fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
frig it
frigging
frighten the piss out of
fsck
FTMFW
FU
fuccboi
fuck
fuck about
fuck all
fuck and chuck
fuck around
fuck boy
fuck buddy
fuck bunny
fuck face
fuck finger
fuck flu
fuck it
fuck juice
fuck knows
fuck like a mink
fuck like rabbits
fuck me
fuck nugget
fuck off
fuck over
fuck someone over
fuck that noise
fuck the dog
fuck trophy
fuck truck
fuck up
fuck with
fuck yeah
fuck you
fuck you very much
fuck you, Jack, I'm alright
fuck-a-doodle-doo
Citations:fuck-chasm
fuck-knuckle
fuck-me
fuck-off
fuck-you finger
fuck-you lizard
fuck-you money
fuckability
fuckable
fuckably
fuckaduck
fuckass
fuckathon
fuckbag
fuckbait
fuckball
fuckboy
fuckbrain
fuckbucket
fuckbunny
fuckdoll
fucked
fucked by the fickle finger of fate
fucked in the head
fucked off
fucked over
fucked up
fucked-up
fuckedness
fuckedupedness
fuckedupness
fuckee
fucken
fucker
fuckered up
fuckery
fuckest
fucketh
fucketty fuck
fuckface
fuckfaced
fuckfest
fuckfriend
fuckhead
fuckheaded
fuckheadedly
fuckheadedness
fuckheadery
fuckheadese
fuckheadism
fuckhole
fuckhouse
fuckin
fucking
fucking A
fucking hell
-fucking-
fuckingly
fuckings
fuckish
fuckity
fuckjuice
fuckless
fucklet
fuckling
fuckload
fucklord
fuckmachine
fuckmaster
fuckmate
fuckmeat
fuckmobile
fucknigga
fucknose
fucknuckle
fucknugget
fucknut
fucko
fuckoff
fuckology
fuckover
fuckpad
fuckpig
fuckpole
fuckpot
fuckrod
fuckroom
fuckship
fuckshit
fuckshop
fuckskull
fuckslave
fuckslut
fucksome
fucksore
fuckspeak
fuckstain
fuckster
fuckstick
fuckstress
fuckstruck
fucktape
fucktard
fucktarded
fucktardedly
fucktardedness
fucktardery
fucktastic
fuckton
fucktoy
fucktwat
fucktwit
fuckumentary
fuckup
fuckuva
fuckwad
fuckweasel
fuckweed
fuckwit
fuckwitted
fuckwittedness
fuckwittery
fuckworthiness
fuckworthy
Citations:fucky
fucky
fucky-fucky
fuctuplets
fudge dragon
fugly
full of crap
full of shit
fur pie
furfag
furfaggotry
futz

G

gammy
gang bang
gang-fuck
gangbang
gangbanger
gap-lapper
Gary Glitter
gash
gazomba
gazonga
GDI
get fucked
get on someone's tits
get one's ass handed to one
get one's butt somewhere
get one's shit together
get screwed
get to fuck
get up someone's ass
GFE
ginger minger
girl juice
give a damn
give a flying fuck
give a fuck
give a rat's arse
give a shit
give someone one
give someone the shits
give two shits
gleet
go apeshit
go bitchcakes
go fuck yourself
go screw yourself
go to shit
goatfuck
goatfucker
gobble
goddamn
gods damn
godsdamn
golden shower
gook
gooseberries
gooseberry
grandmotherfucker
graphics whore
grow a pair
gump stump
gypsie's kiss
gypsy's kiss

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H

hadaway and shite
hair pie
ham shank
hamburger
hand shandy
happy as a pig in shit
happy ending
hard
hard-ass
hard-assed
hard-on
hatchet wound
hate fuck
hate-boner
hate-fuck
hatefuck
have a hard-on for
have a wank
have one's head up one's ass
have someone by the balls
he-whore
headfuck
headfuckery
headlight
hell
hell if I know
hell mend someone
her ass
Hershey highway
his ass
hockle
hogshit
holy crap
holy fuck
holy piss
holy shit
homofaggot
horn
horned up
horniness
horse cock
horse dick
horse piss
horsefucker
horse's ass
horseshit
hot beef injection
hot shit
hot-beef injection
humpability
humping
hung like a horse

---

I

if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
if there's grass on the pitch, play ball
ignoranus
in a pig's arse
in-fucking-credible
inbred
infuckingcredible

---

J

jack off
jack shit
jackassed
jam rag
Jap's eye
Japscat
jas
jerk
jerk off
jerk the gherkin
jerkface
jerkoff
Citations:jill
jill
jill off
jism
jizbag
jizz bucket
jizzrag
jug
juice

---

K

kangaroo piss
kebab
kidfucker
King Shit of Turd Island
kiss arse
kiss ass
kiss my arse
kiss my ass
knob
knob cheese
knob-gobbler
knobhead
knobtwat
know one's ass from a hole in the ground
know one's shit
know shit from Shinola
kwitcherbitchin

---

L

langer
lardbutt
lazy ass
leak
leather cheerio
lez
libshit
lick
lick my balls
lick someone's ass
lick someone's balls
like a bitch
like a bitch on heat
like a spare prick at a wedding
like fuck
like shit
like shit through a goose
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
limp dick
limp-dick
Limpdick
lip service
LMB
LMFAO
load
log
lose one's shit
love hole

---

M

make shit of
man cunt
man pussy
man tit
manbitch
mantit
meat flaps
mercy fuck
metric shitload
MF
microdick
Appendix:Gestures/middle finger
midfuck
mierda
mimsy
mindfuck
mindfucked
mindfucking
minge
misfuck
monkey humping a football
monkeys might fly out of my butt
mother
motherfreaking
motherfuck
motherfucka
motherfucker
motherfuckerdom
motherfuckerhood
motherfuckery
motherfucking
motherfuckingly
mound
mousefucker
mouthfuck
mouthfucker
mud monkey
muff diver
muff-diver
mug
musk
my ass

---

N

needle dick
nephew fucker
niece fucker
nigga
nigger
niggerfaggot
nip
no shit
no shit, Sherlock
no wuckin' furries
no wucking furries
normalfag
not have a pot to piss in
not know whether to shit or go blind
nut
nutbag
nutless
nuts
nutsack

---

O

oh my fuck
oldass
OMFG
on the rag
one-eyed snake
oralize
our asses
out the wazoo
outbullshit
outfuck
outpiss
overfuck

---

P

package
pants-shittingly
pearl necklace
pecker snot
pee pot
pencil dick
pet the kitty
phagget
piece
piece of ass
piece of crap
piece of piss
piece of shit
piece of tail
piehole
pig fucker
pig-fucker
pigass
pigfucker
pigfucking
pigshit
pile of shit
pimp slap
pimp-slap
pimple dick
pinch one off
pindick
pish
piss
piss about
piss all
piss around
piss away
piss be upon him
piss down
piss flap
piss in someone's cornflakes
piss in the wind
piss it down
piss like a racehorse
piss money up the wall
piss off
piss on someone's bonfire
piss oneself
piss proud
piss up a rope
piss water
piss-poor
piss-take
piss-up
piss-warm
piss-weak
pissaphone
pissass
pissbaby
pissbrain
pissbreath
pisscutter
pissed
pissed as a fart
pissed off
pisser
pissery
pissface
pisshole
pisshouse
pissing
pissing contest
pissing match
pissing war
pissless
pisslike
pisspants
pisspot
play tonsil hockey
plough
POC
pocketpussy
pokable
polish a turd
polish the pearl
poo pirate
POOMA
poon
poontang
poop chute
pooper
poophole
pootie
pop
pop one's cork
pop someone's cherry
pop the cherry
pork
pork sword
POS
posh wank
postfuck
prefuck
prick
prickface
prickhead
prickish
psychobitch
puinsai
pull a train
pull off
pull out of one's ass
push shit uphill
puss
puss out
pussy
pussy eating
pussy fart
pussy juice
pussy lips
pussy pass
pussy pounding
pussybreath
pussyfication
pussyfucker
Pussygate
pussygirl
pussyhole
pussyless
pussylicker
pussylike
pussywhipped
put the shits up someone
puta

---

R

rabbitfucker
rack
rag week
rage boner
ratfuck
ratfucker
ratfucking
ratshit
ream
rear
red cunt hair
refuck
remasturbated
Republicunt
resting bitch face
Appendix:Gestures/reverse V-sign
rimmer
rimming
ring sting
rip ass
ripshit
rocking horse shit
rocks
rod
roger
rogering
roid
roll the pill
root
rope
rosebud
rusty trombone

S

S.O.L.
sack
sadfuck
San Fagcisco
sausage
scaly
scared shitless
schlong
schmuck
scissor kick
scissor sister
screw
screw it
screw you
screwable
screwing
scrote
scumbag
scumfuck
scumshit
selfsucker
service
shag
shaggability
shagged
shagging
shart
sheepfucker
sheepshit
sheeyit
shift
shit
shit a brick
shit all
shit ass
shit bag
shit beetle
shit bird
shit bowl
shit disturber
shit eye
shit factory
shit fire and save matches
shit fit
shit happens
shit heel
shit hot
shit in someone's Cheerios
shit off
shit on
shit or get off the can
shit or get off the pot
shit out
shit packer
shit sandwich
shit show
shit soup
shit stain
shit talking
shit test
shit yeah
shit-eating grin
shit-eating smile
shit-for-brains
shit-heel
shit-ton
shitass
shitawful
shitbag
shitbaggery
shitball
shitbird
shitbox
shitbrain
shitbrained
shitbreath
shitbucket
shitbum
shitburger
Shitcago
shitcakes
shitcan
shitcom
shitdick
shite
shiteater
shitey
shitface
shitfaced
shitfest
shitfire
shitflood
shitfuck
shitfucker
shitgibbon
shitgoblin
shithead
shitheaded
shitheadedness
shitheap
shithole
shithook
shithouse
shithoused
shitizen
shitkicker
Shitler
shitless
shitlessly
shitlib
shitlicker
shitlike
shitlist
shitload
shitlord
shitly
Shitmas
shitmobile
shitmuncher
shitneck
shitness
shitnugget
shitnuts
shitpicker
shitpile
shitpiss
shitpit
shitpost
shitposter
shitpot
shitproof
shitpuddle
shits
shits-and-giggles
shitscape
shitstorm
Shitsville
shittastic
shitter
shittery
shittest
shittier
shittiest
shittily
shitting
shitting match
shitting planks
shitton
shitty
shitty-ass
shitwad
shitware
shitweasel
shitwit
shiz
shlick
shlong
shmuck
shmuk
shocker
shoot one's load
shoot one's wad
shoot the shit
shot spot
shove it up your ass
shut the front door
sibling fucker
side bitch
sisterfuck
sisterfucker
skin flute
Skinnies
skite
skull fucking
skull-fuck
slap bellies
slash
sleep-fuck
slip it to
slit
slope
sloppy seconds
slowass
slunt
slutbitch
slutcunt
slutfucker
sluthead
sluthole
sluttish
slutwaffle
slutwhore
smart ass
smash
smelly freckle
snatch
snedging
snizz
snotrag
SOB
sod
sod a dog
sod all
sod off
sodding
sodding hell
sonfucker
soutie
spank the monkey
sperm bank
spit roast
spitstick
spooge
sport-fucking
spunk
squeeze one out
squirt
squish mitten
starfish
starfucker
starfucking
stat whore
stench trench
STFU
stiffy
stir shit
streak of piss
stuff
stupid fuck
stupid fucker
stupidass
suck
suck ass
suck balls
suck cock
suck donkey balls
suck donkey cock
suck donkey dick
suck it
suck my balls
suck my cock
suck rocks
suck someone's cock
suck tits
suckfest
sucky-sucky
sugar walls
sugartits
superbitch
supercock
supercunt
superdick
superfuck
supershit
Susie Rottencrotch
swallower
swamp nigger
sweet fuck all
sword swallower

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T

tag team
take a dump
take a leak
take a shit
take it up the ass
take the pee
take the piss
taking it up the ass
talk out of one's ass
talk shit
talk shite
talk through one's ass
tang
teabag
teabagger
tear up
Teck's Ass
tell someone where to shove it
Texass
thank fuck
the carpet matches the drapes
the fuck
the fucking you get isn't worth the fucking you get
the hell
the shit
the shit out of
the shits
their asses
thick as pig shit
thick as shit
think one's shit doesn't stink
three-legged
throat fucking
thundercunt
tight as a duck's ass
tightass
tinker's fart
tit
tit fuck
tit juice
tit wank
tits up
tits-up
titsucker
titter
titty fuck
titty juice
titty twister
tittyfuck
titwank
tonguefuck
tonguefucker
top bollocks
toss off
toss salad
toss someone's salad
tossed salad
tosser
tossing
tosspiece
tough shit
tranny chaser
trim
trouser snake
trump
tuna taco
turd
turd burglar
turd in the punchbowl
turdball
turdbucket
turdis
turdlicker
turdpile
twat
twatted
twatty
twist someone's balls
two in the pink, one in the stink
twunt

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U

unbangable
unbe-fucking-lievable
unbefuckinglievable
unbullshit
unclefucker
uncunt
underfucked
unfuck
unfuckable
unfuckably
unfucked
unfuckupable
unfuckwithable
unshaggable
unshitty
up one's own ass
up the ass
up the wazoo
up yours
upfuckery

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V

vag
vaginal flatulence
vaginaless
vaginalike
vaginer

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W

wad
wank
wank bank
wank fodder
wank sock
wankaholic
wanker
wankerdom
wankered
wankerish
wanker's cramp
wankery
wankette
wankface
wankfest
wankhead
wanking sock
wankjob
wankless
wankpuffin
wankstain
wanky
wazoo
webshite
well-hung
whaleshit
what the fuck
what the hell
whiz
whole shitting match
whore
whore out
whore-fucking
whorefucker
whorehound
whorehouse
whoremonger
whore's paint
whore's-bird
whoreshit
whorey
whorish
wide-on
windfucker
with one's dick in one's hand
with one's thumbs up one's ass
wiz
woody
wormshit

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Y

yank off
you can't polish a turd
your ass
your asses