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Going to test a possible option for this adventure - you, the reader, gets to choose what happens next! Which obligatory third party member and female partner-in-crime do you think the unlikely mooks should meet? Votes in comments below!

• Thrall beastmistress, swamp
  "Thrall" is the term given to half-elf, half-troll/orc humanoids, and the nicest form of description given to them. Most other names vary between loaded slurs to outright insults. Born out of particularly kinky nights between the aforementioned races, thralls are few and far between due to the racial enmity involved. The few who survive infant abandonment are actively shunned and/or enslaved. This particular thrall is chronically depressed and ****; an outlook most thralls align themselves to. Like our gnomish cultist her stat builds are canceled out by the awkward heredity, though she has the beast affinity carried by both races.

• Asudem the Nogrog, mountain
  Half-snake, half-woman - but not in the traditional sense. A stoneskinned creature with the body of a woman and a snake's body curling out of where her neck should be, the only kills she's managed to accomplish are against players who died laughing at her miserable, uninspiring appearance. Unlike normal gorgons, her charm-based skills are near useless due to the body part switcheroo, and she can't strangle enemies either without a snake tail. Her build tends towards average mercenary stat spreads.