Visit Tsunade

Naruto paid a visit to Tsunade, the Hokage. He wanted to take his **** on her after years of being ordered around. He was going to give her orders for a change.

"Ugh," Tsunade sighed when she saw him. "What do you want, Naruto? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Doing what?" Naruto asked.

"Paperwork," Tsunade said, shuffling around the pile of papers on her desk. "Now get lost."

"Actually," said Naruto. "I don't think I will. I order you to strip naked and act like a horny chicken...now!"

Tsunade's eyes glazed slightly as she stripped out of her Hokage robes, strutting around with her eyes crossed, her arms folded into her armpits like wings.

"BWAK!" she shrieked. "Buk-buk-buk-bugawk!"

Naruto laughed as the chicken-fied Tsunade hopped onto her desk, scattering around her papers.