Viper (but finds her father instead)

Now, Po spent a few minutes wondering just whom he could go to for help? It had to be someone whom he knew he could trust, that for sure.

It had to be someone who understood how important this was for Po and who would treat it with the needed seriousness. Someone who would not mock Po for it and who would not think less of him because of those desires.

It also had to be someone who as discrete. Someone who would not go telling everyone they found about his little problem. That part was important, for the greatest of Po’s worries was that this would go out and damage his image with the people.

Also, it had to be someone with whom he could talk without the worry of being overwhelmed by the desire to turn around, lower his pants and bend over. This meant, someone who didn’t had a dick. It had to be a female.

Well, Tigress was out of question. She would probably suggest a training session or something of the like, and Po was pretty sure that she wouldn’t have much respect fro him if she heard his problem. Also, there was something about her that was way too masculine for Po. Of course, he knew that she was a female, but with his heat, she was just manly enough to trigger his desire.

So, this left only one option:

Viper!

Of course! How has Po not thought of it before?

Viper was the kindest person who he knew. She was always willing to hear her friends out and do her best to help them. She was serious when she had to, and she knew very well how to keep things for herself. And she didn’t had a dick!

Well, at least Po assumed that she didn’t had a dick. He was not really an expert in snake anatomy...

So, getting up, cleaning himself with a tissue, hiding his toys back in place, and putting his pants on, Po left his room and departed to meet Viper.

Well, he didn’t actually “departed”, as much as he simply walked a few steps to the door of her room. Po knew that this was where he could find Viper, once he knew that the males were all training on the main hall, while the girls were attending to other businesses. Tigress was somewhere meditating, as Shifu had assigned this training to her to help her ease her tension. Meanwhile, Viper was spending the day alone on her room. This meant that it was only her and Po at the dorms that day, which was all that Po could hope for!

Just as he stood outside of her dorm, he could see the familiar slender shape of her serpentine body as she rose her head to look at the window. Without even knocking, Po opened the door and walked inside, immediately addressing his friend:

“Viper, I need to talk to you. I am having a big problem with myyyou are not Viper...”

The snake on the room looked back at Po. Through the paper door, Po had mistaken this snake’s silhouette by that of Master Viper. However, now that he was seeing this snake in person, he was sure that they could not be viper. For three reasons. First, Viper’s scales were all in shads of green, this snake had scales in shades of a yellowish-brown, or brownish-yellow. Second, Po was not sure of Viper’s age, but he thought that she wasn’t more than just a few years older than himself, while this snake clearly looked way older than the panda. Third, viper didn’t had a mustache similar to that of Master Shifu on her face.

For a moment, Po and this snake looked at each other, before the panda realized.

Of course! That was why Viper had been excused from training today! Her father was visiting the Jade Palace, and she was spending some time with her dad!

“G-Great Master Viper.” Po said, placing his hands in the right position and bowing respectfully to the legendary kung fu master. The male snake looked at him, and bowed back.

“Dragon Warrior.” He said as he bowed. “It is an honor to finally meet you. I heard a lot about you, especially from my daughter.”

“Yeah, right.” Po said, rubbing the back of his head. Normally he would feel giddy for such a famous master knowing who he was and saying that it was “an honor” to meet him. However, at the moment, he had other things on his mind. “Sooo, speaking of your daughter, where is she?”

“Well, she was showing me around and saw that I was fine, and so she decided to go out and do a few errands that Shifu gave to her earlier.” Great Master Viper said to the panda. “That was just a few minutes ago. I was taking a better look at her bedroom before I went to another part of the house.”

Po nodded. He had missed Viper for a few minutes, it seemed.

“Why do you ask?” The male snake asked, and Po rubbed the back of his head.

“Oh, is just... a thing that I needed to talk with her about.” Po said, and the snake looked back at him.

“What ‘thing’?” He asked, and Po looked away.

“Kind of a personal thing. Well, actually, I needed her help with something, but its okay. I can ask her when she comes back.” Po said, already turning around to leave, when the snake said:

“Perhaps I could help you.”

Po stopped and turned to look at the snake, who looked back at him with kind eyes. The same kind of eyes that he many times saw on Viper’s eyes. He was definitely her father.

“I... am not really sure...” Po said, and the male viper soon was saying:

“Dragon Warrior, I am a seasoned kung fu warrior who also has the fame of being a very wise individual.” He was looking at the panda as he said that. “Now, I might not know you like my daughter does, but perhaps I could help you with this problem that you have. If you are willing to accept my help.”

Po looked at him. He couldn’t shake on how those eyes were as kind as those of his friend Viper.