Vine covered lattice wall

Dylan's eyes lit up when he saw the vine covered wall his mom had installed. It went all the way to the roof and even featured a nice little pergola section with wooden beams along the top. Without much need for planning, Dylan started to climb the trellis wall poking his hands and feet through the openings. The woodwork held up pretty well under his weight, which was surprising much to his delight.

Climbing the wall required his groin to be very close against the lattice-work and the vines tickled his genitals as he climbed. Before reaching the roof, Dylan's pole was at full mast. He assessed the dangerous situation of climbing onto the roof with a boner knowing that the overhang would almost certainly catch him in the nether regions and tenderize his meat in all the wrong ways.

And merely hanging on to the wall became challenging as he weighed his options. He also started to realize that he was in the line of sight for anyone who could see halfway up the side of his parents's house and explaining why he was butt naked and scaling the outside of his home wasn't the kind of afternoon he had planned for himself.

Needing a moment to decide and not being able to hang on any longer, Dylan decided to take a step onto the large wooden pergola structure. With any luck, he'd be able to leap onto the roof from a different angle without breaking anything sensitive on his body.

Suddenly, the two wooden beams that each supported one of his feet cracked under his weight and he went down like a bag of bricks. Ironically, there was a third wooden beam between those two and Dylan's very own bag of bricks came colliding into it at the full speed of gravity generating their own CRRRRAAAAACK! Unfortunately for our boy, that third beam was much sturdier than its two comrades and refused to budge when Dylan's big floppin' ball bag smacked into it at full ****.

Tears welled up in Dylan's eyes as he felt a lump in his throat and his hands instinctively slid down to the two other lumps between his legs as he cradled them. A high-pitched, weakly "Ooooooohhh..." escaped his lips as he just wished he could simply slide off the pergola and fall into the pool at that moment.

Seconds later, he got his wish. Well, sorta.

Dylan heard another crack and his heart beat faster as he feared the worst. All at once, he felt the loss of support under him as the last beam broke and he fell to the ground. The landing was not very soft, but all the same he laid there waiting for the testicular pain to subside so he could find another way inside.