Villager’s beach has a pile of humiliated, naked hotties on it!

Samus, that Amazonian space chick yanks her mischievous butt-swatter into the open, and Joker yelps when his shriveled cocktail weenie is the newest thing for their coworkers to laugh at. The buxom bounty hunter is about to spank him in retaliation, just before princess Daisy bowls the whole lot of them over to form a pile naked bodies on the sand, her pale, tan-lined backside sticking up highest in the air from the heap of nudity.

Rosalina and Villager can’t believe their fuckin’ eyes. Is this real life? And holy shit, it is always a good day when you get to watch Marth’s adorable little dick wiggle around. And when you catch a glimpse Wii Fit Trainer’s perky bubble-butt, and Joker’s similarly shrunken cocktail weenie, and Samus’s plentiful D-cup boobies…

“Goodness me, is Marth showing off his tiny penis just for us again?” Princess Peach asks, stifling a giggle with her hand.

“Yeah, and his creepy girlfriend’s naked, too!” Zelda replies, “I’d bet that pervert is the reason everyone’s naked right now… not that I’m complaining, mind.”

“Beautiful…” the Robin twins breathe out in unison, looking up from their books, simply amazed to see all this nude skin on display.

The tangled-up, humiliated mess of smashers shriek, and shield their reddened faces as the people grilling on the shoreline pull out their cameras. Daisy and Marth try to escape, but Samus accidentally keeps hold of them under the weight of her stiff-nippled tits. Wii Fit Trainer’s face is right behind her boyfriend’s tight, round ass (and she is not complaining about the view) while Joker finds himself stuck upside down with no way to hide his shrunken package from the laughing girls just a few yards away.

From their seat on the pier, Villager and Rosalina watch the sexy, naked fiasco unfold; blushing as the penises, testicles, tits, and asses of their coworkers flop and jiggle all over the place. The space princess is horrified (if not-so-secretly aroused) by all that bare skin, while the pink-haired prankster just adores the sight of all her friends naked and embarrassed. Villager laughs it up as she savors the best part of this beach vacation, but is on cloud nine to think about how she’s already made preparations to make things even more humiliating for her fellow smashers.

Rosalina discovers when she averts her eyes from the debauchery that she’s actually got a bathing suit on again… the trouble is that it’s only Samus’s stolen bikini bottom, and the comet princess is tied to a lloyd rocket with the strappy little garment. And the missile is hissing by her hips already. “Wh—Huh!? Wait, Villager, untie me! Don’t you dare fire this thing!!”

The flat-chested space babe desperately fiddles with the bikini bottom straps to avoid her mortifying fate, but…